Finally, my Vision project is completed!
I have just completed my Vision project. At sodding last. It's being presented tomorrow, and all. See, I knew that I would leave it until the last minute. Naughty me.
I have just been on a madlibs site. I used to use madlibs as a way to amuse myself a lot of the time, and thanks to my sister I've only just started doing them again.
(In case you're wondering what a madlib is, it is a short story of some sort, only you have to fill in the blanks - before you actually see the story, mind you - using adjectives, nouns, verbs, numbers and whatever else they instruct you to use. They can be rather amusing....)
Anyway, here's my "Infomercial Madlib" result (my words/numbers are highlighted in bold text):
Hello, all you fantabulous ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of having day-glo pink teeth? Are you tired of flatulating around hiding your flat-chested, disgusting lilac teeth? Do you wish you could have blobby teeth like Cherie Blair? Wish no longer! For only 6000 dollars and 0.2 cents you can have smelly teeth today! Simply, before you go to Alice's rectum each night, apply this bendy substance to your nose. It has the wonderful taste of hyena! You will feel it working right away by the delicious whomping sensation. By the next morning, this wooden substance will have dissolved away your greasy old teeth! Finally, coat your gums with lollipop residue and hold your new teeth (included in this horrifically cute kit at no extra charge!) firmly in place for 26 minutes. It's as easy as that! Don't delay! Buy today! (Side effects may include skipping, coughing up insects, and inflammation of the diapragm.)
I am just loving the last section. X-D They must be some of the vilest side effects in history.
However, I am a little disappointed, as I have had results that were a lot funnier.
Oh, and here are the results of a survey that I stole.... er.... borrowed from Stephie's journal. ;-)
Name: Amy.
Nicknames: Aimz, Aimster, Mushroom, Amy-Wamy, Mush, Aim, Aimzy-waimzy.
Hobbies: Surfing the Internet, playing videogames, listening to music, watching television (even though I'm not a complete couch potato, mind you), writing, reading, cycling (occasionally), shopping, and, er, other stuff that I've probably forgotten.
Screen Name: AimzNemesis (on most sites), AimzNemesis, Sadistic Scorpion (on FanFiction.Net and FictionPress.Net), Aimz Da Bitch (on Ezboard), Zephonim Huntress (Legacy of Kain related screen name for my other Ezboard account), Little Aimz (for IMDb), and probably a few more.
Eye color: Hazel.
Hair color: Golden blonde.
Natural Hair Color: Golden blonde.
Who do you love/like: Nobody, unless you count a few actors.
--Favorite--
Place: A music/film store, like MVC or HMV. Or my bedroom.
State: I have no idea. I'm not American, so I don't really know what they're like.
Country: England. Hey, I live here. Although, my favourite foriegn countries are probably Egypt, Japan, Australia, USA, Holland, and Tibet. The only country that I have visited out of those six is Holland.
Book: I have lots. Probably the The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike, the His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, and.... erm, lots more.
Games: Board games or videogames?
Drug: I don't do drugs.
Movie: Far too many. I can't be bothered to list them. Go and check another survey that I have taken. There you will find the answers you seek. Go on. Shoo.
Store: MVC, Caves, Game, Wild & Wicked, Gamestation, Virgin, HMV, Tesco, WHSmith, TopShop.... etc, etc.
Person: Too many to count.
Internet activity: Chatting with my friends, downloading images, finding out new information on my favourite shows/people/movies/etc., and downloading Mp3 files.
---Do You---
Cut yourself: Nope.
Lick yourself: Just what are you implying?
Whine a lot: No, but I do shout a lot.
Yell a lot: See above.
Hate a lot of people: Oh yes. Okay, maybe not a lot of people, but quite a few.
Have too many friends: Nope. I consider myself to have a reasonable amount that is right for me.
Want to die: Hell no.
Believe in life after death: Yes.
Go to church: Nope.
Love school: I despised school with all my soul.
Have a bf/gf: Nope.
Do drugs: Definitely not.
Wear dark colors: Yes.
Try to be different: I am different. I don't need to try.
Have any piercings: No. But I do want my labret pierced.
Break bones a lot: I have never broken any bones. I hope that I never will.
Dye your hair: No, but I want to dye it a plummy red soon.
---Have you ever----
Kissed someone: On the cheek or the lips?
Killed someone: Oh, shit. My secret is out.... ;-)
Smoked: Never have, never will. I'm a good girl. (To an extent, at least....)
Gotten Drunk: Never.
Worn rainbow: Probably.
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: I don't think so....
Left the country: Yes. On four different occasions. I've been to France twice, Holland once, and Wales once (yes, I know that Wales isn't a foreign country but it is a different country to England all the same).
Had a party with over 30 people: Yes.... when I was thirteen years old.
Stolen something: Yep. Nothing from any shops, just petty little things from school.
Broken a bone: Nope.
Ran away from home: Yep. I did it all the time when I was younger. I still consider it sometimes even now.
Burned yourself: A few times, but only by accident.
Caught something on fire: Yes.
Cheated on someone: Nope.
Wanted to cheat on someone: Nope.
Fell in love online: Good God, no.
Asked someone out: Nope.
Dumped someone: Nope.
Had a dream then the next day it happens: Yes. I once had a dream involving this boy I used to know, Liam. In the dream, he got a huge scratch down one side of his face. The next day, I went to school and.... Liam had a scratch down the exact same side of his face, exactly the same length, in exactly the same position. Scary? Oh, hell, yes.
Pick One:
Cat/Dog: Cat.
White/Black: Black.
Hot/Cold: Hot.
Near/Far: Near.
Water/Land: Land.
Kiss/Sex: No comment.... (heh, heh)
Online/Phone: Online.
Beer/Book: Book. I can't stand beer.
Novel/Poetry: I agree with Stephie on this one: Reading novels and writing poetry.
Music/Silence: It depends. Usually music.
~ARE YOU~
Understanding: Yes.
Open-minded: Definitely.
Arrogant: Sometimes. Very rarely, though.
Insecure: Occasionally.
Interesting: I don't know.... am I? Probably not. ;-)
Hungry: Oh, hell, yes. Where's the food?!
Smart: In certain subjects, yes.
Moody: Definitely.
Childish: When I want to be.
Independent: Sometimes.
Hard working: Only when I'm doing something that I like.
Organized: Yes.
Healthy: Sort of.
Emotionally stable: Sometimes.
Shy: Yes, but not as much as I used to be, and only in certain situations or when I'm around certain people.
Difficult: Yes.
Attractive: *Laugh* Believe me, matey, I can crack concrete with my sheer unattractiveness. Nah, I don't know. Define "attractive".
Bored easily: Sometimes.
Messy: Not usually.
Thirsty: Not at this moment in time.
Responsible: Sometimes....
Obsessed: Yes, with several things/people. Only not to the stalker extent.
Angry: I have a hot-headed nature, yes.
Sad: Sometimes.
Happy: It depends.
Trusting: It depends.
Talkative: Again, it depends.
Original: I would like to think so. Some of the time, anyway.
Ignored: Yes, and it pisses me off severely.
Reliable: Yes.
Self-disciplined: I don't know. Maybe.
Sleepy: It depends.
Lonely: Not really.
There, wasn't that a pointless update and a half?
I have just been on a madlibs site. I used to use madlibs as a way to amuse myself a lot of the time, and thanks to my sister I've only just started doing them again.
(In case you're wondering what a madlib is, it is a short story of some sort, only you have to fill in the blanks - before you actually see the story, mind you - using adjectives, nouns, verbs, numbers and whatever else they instruct you to use. They can be rather amusing....)
Anyway, here's my "Infomercial Madlib" result (my words/numbers are highlighted in bold text):
Hello, all you fantabulous ladies and gentlemen! Are you tired of having day-glo pink teeth? Are you tired of flatulating around hiding your flat-chested, disgusting lilac teeth? Do you wish you could have blobby teeth like Cherie Blair? Wish no longer! For only 6000 dollars and 0.2 cents you can have smelly teeth today! Simply, before you go to Alice's rectum each night, apply this bendy substance to your nose. It has the wonderful taste of hyena! You will feel it working right away by the delicious whomping sensation. By the next morning, this wooden substance will have dissolved away your greasy old teeth! Finally, coat your gums with lollipop residue and hold your new teeth (included in this horrifically cute kit at no extra charge!) firmly in place for 26 minutes. It's as easy as that! Don't delay! Buy today! (Side effects may include skipping, coughing up insects, and inflammation of the diapragm.)
I am just loving the last section. X-D They must be some of the vilest side effects in history.
However, I am a little disappointed, as I have had results that were a lot funnier.
Oh, and here are the results of a survey that I stole.... er.... borrowed from Stephie's journal. ;-)
Name: Amy.
Nicknames: Aimz, Aimster, Mushroom, Amy-Wamy, Mush, Aim, Aimzy-waimzy.
Hobbies: Surfing the Internet, playing videogames, listening to music, watching television (even though I'm not a complete couch potato, mind you), writing, reading, cycling (occasionally), shopping, and, er, other stuff that I've probably forgotten.
Screen Name: AimzNemesis (on most sites), AimzNemesis, Sadistic Scorpion (on FanFiction.Net and FictionPress.Net), Aimz Da Bitch (on Ezboard), Zephonim Huntress (Legacy of Kain related screen name for my other Ezboard account), Little Aimz (for IMDb), and probably a few more.
Eye color: Hazel.
Hair color: Golden blonde.
Natural Hair Color: Golden blonde.
Who do you love/like: Nobody, unless you count a few actors.
--Favorite--
Place: A music/film store, like MVC or HMV. Or my bedroom.
State: I have no idea. I'm not American, so I don't really know what they're like.
Country: England. Hey, I live here. Although, my favourite foriegn countries are probably Egypt, Japan, Australia, USA, Holland, and Tibet. The only country that I have visited out of those six is Holland.
Book: I have lots. Probably the The Last Vampire series by Christopher Pike, the His Dark Materials trilogy by Phillip Pullman, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, and.... erm, lots more.
Games: Board games or videogames?
Drug: I don't do drugs.
Movie: Far too many. I can't be bothered to list them. Go and check another survey that I have taken. There you will find the answers you seek. Go on. Shoo.
Store: MVC, Caves, Game, Wild & Wicked, Gamestation, Virgin, HMV, Tesco, WHSmith, TopShop.... etc, etc.
Person: Too many to count.
Internet activity: Chatting with my friends, downloading images, finding out new information on my favourite shows/people/movies/etc., and downloading Mp3 files.
---Do You---
Cut yourself: Nope.
Lick yourself: Just what are you implying?
Whine a lot: No, but I do shout a lot.
Yell a lot: See above.
Hate a lot of people: Oh yes. Okay, maybe not a lot of people, but quite a few.
Have too many friends: Nope. I consider myself to have a reasonable amount that is right for me.
Want to die: Hell no.
Believe in life after death: Yes.
Go to church: Nope.
Love school: I despised school with all my soul.
Have a bf/gf: Nope.
Do drugs: Definitely not.
Wear dark colors: Yes.
Try to be different: I am different. I don't need to try.
Have any piercings: No. But I do want my labret pierced.
Break bones a lot: I have never broken any bones. I hope that I never will.
Dye your hair: No, but I want to dye it a plummy red soon.
---Have you ever----
Kissed someone: On the cheek or the lips?
Killed someone: Oh, shit. My secret is out.... ;-)
Smoked: Never have, never will. I'm a good girl. (To an extent, at least....)
Gotten Drunk: Never.
Worn rainbow: Probably.
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: I don't think so....
Left the country: Yes. On four different occasions. I've been to France twice, Holland once, and Wales once (yes, I know that Wales isn't a foreign country but it is a different country to England all the same).
Had a party with over 30 people: Yes.... when I was thirteen years old.
Stolen something: Yep. Nothing from any shops, just petty little things from school.
Broken a bone: Nope.
Ran away from home: Yep. I did it all the time when I was younger. I still consider it sometimes even now.
Burned yourself: A few times, but only by accident.
Caught something on fire: Yes.
Cheated on someone: Nope.
Wanted to cheat on someone: Nope.
Fell in love online: Good God, no.
Asked someone out: Nope.
Dumped someone: Nope.
Had a dream then the next day it happens: Yes. I once had a dream involving this boy I used to know, Liam. In the dream, he got a huge scratch down one side of his face. The next day, I went to school and.... Liam had a scratch down the exact same side of his face, exactly the same length, in exactly the same position. Scary? Oh, hell, yes.
Pick One:
Cat/Dog: Cat.
White/Black: Black.
Hot/Cold: Hot.
Near/Far: Near.
Water/Land: Land.
Kiss/Sex: No comment.... (heh, heh)
Online/Phone: Online.
Beer/Book: Book. I can't stand beer.
Novel/Poetry: I agree with Stephie on this one: Reading novels and writing poetry.
Music/Silence: It depends. Usually music.
~ARE YOU~
Understanding: Yes.
Open-minded: Definitely.
Arrogant: Sometimes. Very rarely, though.
Insecure: Occasionally.
Interesting: I don't know.... am I? Probably not. ;-)
Hungry: Oh, hell, yes. Where's the food?!
Smart: In certain subjects, yes.
Moody: Definitely.
Childish: When I want to be.
Independent: Sometimes.
Hard working: Only when I'm doing something that I like.
Organized: Yes.
Healthy: Sort of.
Emotionally stable: Sometimes.
Shy: Yes, but not as much as I used to be, and only in certain situations or when I'm around certain people.
Difficult: Yes.
Attractive: *Laugh* Believe me, matey, I can crack concrete with my sheer unattractiveness. Nah, I don't know. Define "attractive".
Bored easily: Sometimes.
Messy: Not usually.
Thirsty: Not at this moment in time.
Responsible: Sometimes....
Obsessed: Yes, with several things/people. Only not to the stalker extent.
Angry: I have a hot-headed nature, yes.
Sad: Sometimes.
Happy: It depends.
Trusting: It depends.
Talkative: Again, it depends.
Original: I would like to think so. Some of the time, anyway.
Ignored: Yes, and it pisses me off severely.
Reliable: Yes.
Self-disciplined: I don't know. Maybe.
Sleepy: It depends.
Lonely: Not really.
There, wasn't that a pointless update and a half?