Friends with benefits?

Sep 17, 2011 02:22

|Friends Only|

Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless. -Hitchhiker's Guide

Jim: Last night on "Trading Spouses," there's... did you see it?
Pam: No, I have a life.
Jim: Interesting, what's that like?
Pam: You should try it some time.
Jim: Wow. But then who would watch my TV? - The Office

Of course I'm home. I'm always home. I'm uncool. -Almost Famous

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt, and his only mission each time he went up was to come down alive. - Catch 22

I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass. What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did. - Demetri Martin

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I'm boring, but feel free to add me.

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