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ami: why does doing anything school related make me pass out?
Genna: because, you are what we in the medical profession like to refer to as; a scholasticaphobic
ami: ha. that sounds like a serious condition.
Genna: oh it is. there were 2,033,994 global fatalities caused by this condition in 2003 alone!
ami: that is obscene! Tell me more about this disease, please doctor!
Genna: well its derivation is not yet known, nor is a cure
Genna: all we can offer you are several methods of easing the pain
ami: do tell!
Genna: until the symptoms subside
Genna: mass volumes of alcohol consumption often assist in easing the stress
Genna: also marijuana has always been a wondrous medicinal drug
Genna: book burnings often help
ami: that sounds interesting, i better get to those to avoid scholasticaphobia!
Genna: as well as attempts to cross lake michigan with a raft built out of common dorm room objects
ami: hahaha
ami: tell me, have you ever had any personal success with that last one?
Genna: indeed i have, only vice versa, my homeland is accross the great blue, i reached the shores of loyola a mere 4 years ago after being at 'sea' for 6 months
ami: how do you feel about sexual activity as a way to escape the effects of Genna: i would only reccomend such activities provided you take the necessary precautions and stay away from alpha delta gamma males
ami: yes, i see, i've noticed those alpha delta gamma's have been particular rough in visual appearance and attitude.
Genna: such exercise can be extremely effective with relieving stress and reducing other symptoms of scholasticaphobia
Genna: haha
Yes, the things we do to avoid writing papers and work in general.
Genna: because, you are what we in the medical profession like to refer to as; a scholasticaphobic
ami: ha. that sounds like a serious condition.
Genna: oh it is. there were 2,033,994 global fatalities caused by this condition in 2003 alone!
ami: that is obscene! Tell me more about this disease, please doctor!
Genna: well its derivation is not yet known, nor is a cure
Genna: all we can offer you are several methods of easing the pain
ami: do tell!
Genna: until the symptoms subside
Genna: mass volumes of alcohol consumption often assist in easing the stress
Genna: also marijuana has always been a wondrous medicinal drug
Genna: book burnings often help
ami: that sounds interesting, i better get to those to avoid scholasticaphobia!
Genna: as well as attempts to cross lake michigan with a raft built out of common dorm room objects
ami: hahaha
ami: tell me, have you ever had any personal success with that last one?
Genna: indeed i have, only vice versa, my homeland is accross the great blue, i reached the shores of loyola a mere 4 years ago after being at 'sea' for 6 months
ami: how do you feel about sexual activity as a way to escape the effects of Genna: i would only reccomend such activities provided you take the necessary precautions and stay away from alpha delta gamma males
ami: yes, i see, i've noticed those alpha delta gamma's have been particular rough in visual appearance and attitude.
Genna: such exercise can be extremely effective with relieving stress and reducing other symptoms of scholasticaphobia
Genna: haha
Yes, the things we do to avoid writing papers and work in general.