LOL.
Now, most of you know the story about KGay-Dan. He's Kelly's ex-boyfriend who is so disgusting that he never should have even been able to look at Kelly. He works at Target, because he has no life. Nobody really likes him. He's the ugliest little fuqqer I've ever laid these eyes on. His face resembles that of a caveman's. I added him on Myspace last week-ish, just to leave him this comment:
"
look what you've done!"
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Okay, he deleted it. I just got on the computer, & look at what I found!!
From: yep, i'm a lefty
Date: Sep 19, 2005 6:04 PM
Subject: read every word of this
Body: let me tell u sumthin u ugly fuckin peice a shit!!! u cut this fuckin shut out. all i did was try 2 be nice 2 kelly after breaking up iwt her and 4 u 2 be sum fucked up retard and make fun a me is just so fuckin stupid!!!! if u do anything esle 2 try 2 make me look stupid u will be sry. i swear to u on my fucking life that i will find a way to make ur life very miserable u will regret ever doin this 2 me. and while ur at it u can suck my big huge dick u bitch!!! ya so u think im a jerk now?? do u ?? u think this is just so funny. u have no fucking idea how much uve hurt me. i hope now u understand. i just wanted 2 be ur frind.and u ruined it. so i hope ur happy
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Uhm, sweet. All the I got out of that is, "Listen, I really want Kelly back. I know you all hate me because I'm a flaming queer & I'll never be good enough for Kelly, but please, I just want to be your best friend forever. And since you're denying me and shunning me from being an awesome part of your group of friends, I'm going to call you ugly and ask you politely to suck my fat c0ck. But listen, after that, I just want you to know that ILU, I wanna be your bff, okay? You & Kell broke my ♥ because you think I'm dumb. Please don't make me look dumb again, I don't want the world to know that I'm an idiot. AM I A JERK!?!?"
No Dan, you're not a jerk, you're a friggin' joke, Christ.
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My response:
To: yep, i'm a lefty
Date: Sep 21, 2005 4:06 PM
Subject: RE: read every word of this
Body: I read every nasty-ass word of that. UH, way to waste my time, queer. Also, wtf, you're so stupid. You type like you're mentally retarded. Find a way to make my life miserable. Seriously, do it. Get your TargetxCrew after my ass. I don't give a fuqq about you. You have no one. Your huge dick? Omg, I can't fucking handle you. You're so repulsive. Seriously, I'm repulsed as I type right now. The thought of you makes me literally ill to my stomach. Hahahah, way to call me ugly & then be like, "YOU RUINED MAH LYF! I JUST WANTED 2 B YR FREND." You're so dumb. I'd never be your friend. I'd never associate with you. I don't like disgusting people.
For those of you who have not had the sikk pleasure of knowing Gay Dan,
check out these really ADORABLE pictures.
[way to have my shirt, you disgusting pig.]
Not good enough? GET SOME MO'!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=5160597&Mytoken=BB93A5F6-112F-1164-1DCFA88E0513C86241801109
STILL NOT ENOUGH?!?!
FINE! It's never enough.
IM him- enjoiboy789.
But only if you'll send me the convo.
Seriously, IM him.
PS. http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=5160597&imageID=135962216&Mytoken=39CA7AC4-895D-4C4E-B08AAF5CDF30ED861168291328
I really like the caption under that picture.
tasty lickz, plz b mine.<33333333
ps. i'm going to make his life hell, hehehehehe.