the donkey equation (insert donkey sound here)

Apr 02, 2009 11:25

this is something interesting i found in my friendster bulletin posted by funny man "Cimamantaro". well,this is just for fun so don't take it seriously ok^^

Interesting & Meaningful Equations _**_- Don’t forget to read the conclusion in the end _*

*_Equation 1 _*

Humans = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Humans = Donkeys + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Humans - enjoy = Donkeys + Work

In other words,

Humans that don't enjoy = Donkeys that work.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

*_Equation 2 _*

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore:

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words

Men who do not earn money = Donkeys

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

*_Equation 3 _*

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Women = Donkeys + spend

Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women who do not spend = Donkeys

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

*/_To Conclude: _/*

*From Equation 2 and Equation 3 *

*Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend *

*So Men earn money not to let women become donkeys! *

*And women spend not to let men become donkeys! *

*So, We have: *

*Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + Spend money *

*Therefore we can conclude *

*Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together *

ehem, i don't like to shop a lot. so does that make me a donkey? *shivers*



wassup man! ROFLMAO

 
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