sing a song for your love
It is SO HOT over here right now. like homfg I'M MEEELTINNG hot. T_____T I can't stand heat at all, so I'm staying inside with three fans blowing on me until it cools down :/
So my mom comes home from who-knows-where, and she starts spazzing at me because her friend at work's daughter apparently LOOKED ME UP N FACEBOOK, and saw this post that my friend made on my wall (that started with "hey bitchlet"). And then I guess she went to her mom and started hyperventalating at the ..creative.. profanity. Then her mom told my mom, and my mom came storming home saying how inappropriate it is to use such words, etc. What my mother doesn't know is that, like, idk, a lot of my friends use ENDEARING profanity to express closeness! :D Greeting someone with "hey bitch" or "WHAT'S UP FOOL" is kind of a normal thing around my school, and personally, I think it's fine? It's not like you'd say that to just anybody; you'd have to be really close so that the person you're talking to knows that it's just a joke. IT'S HARMLESS I SAY.
What I want to know is why the hell your friend's daughter was looking me up on facebook, mother, when I have never met your friend OR her daughter... I'd understand if I'd met her a few times before, but I seriously don't know what she looks like, have never talked to her in my life... I don't even know her name. T_____T I would fear more for that girl than for me, personally. AND WTF I THOUGHT MY FACEBOOK WAS PRIVATE TO STRANGERS.. I just set all my settings to "Friend's Only," I think maybe I had some kind of "friend's of friend's can view certain parts of your profile" going on. We probably have mutual friends of some sort. Anyway that's WEIRD. If I ever meet this girl I'm gong to discreetly give her bitch look #2.
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
Like 3. They're crawling around my desk. Ew.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What (animal) is it?
A GORILLA!
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on the dead animal.
I would book it LOL.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to what percentage of the cup do you pour?
Usually 90%-ish.
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
One.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbour, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
LIKE 4 MINUTES. IT'S RIDICULOUSLY LONG~
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
Peaceful!
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
Um.. probably one.
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
A whole lot. Like 30.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you do it?
Get the baby, turn the water off, answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Closed.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
I would probably be sleeping.
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high?
I guess it's moderate?
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you a one day to do whatever you want before he takes away your life.
Erm. I think I'd just tell him to uh, "take away my life" right now, 'cause whatever I'd be doing if I had that day, I wouldn't be enjoying it 'cause I'd be thinking about dying the whole time. >____;
1. The number of people that pisses you off right now.
Three.. hrmmm that is actually true.
2. How people see you.
..a gorilla what LOL.
3. What you see in people : Right leg- personality Left leg- Appearance/looks
Oh. WHAT. LOLOL. I feel shallow now. Um.. :/
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
..yeaaah. I would book it. fosho.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
Errrmmmm.. maybe a little less than that D:
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
As in relationship love? Then that's good right D:
7. Average time you spend kissing.
.....
8. Feeling right before your death.
Peaceful~ 8D
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
One...?
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
"Like 30" LOL.
11. What you value the most in opposite sex: Baby- virtue, Doorbell- appearance, Water- wealth.
Virtue, Wealth, Appearance... doesn't this contradic that leg crossing question :/
12. The door represents your heart. (i.e. determines how open your heart is)
Oh ho.
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
I would be sleeping LOLLLLLLL.
14. The level of your pride.
Moderate! I guess that works~
15. What you want to do right now.
hold up, WHAT. LOLLLLL. THIS IS STUPID D:<
So my mom comes home from who-knows-where, and she starts spazzing at me because her friend at work's daughter apparently LOOKED ME UP N FACEBOOK, and saw this post that my friend made on my wall (that started with "hey bitchlet"). And then I guess she went to her mom and started hyperventalating at the ..creative.. profanity. Then her mom told my mom, and my mom came storming home saying how inappropriate it is to use such words, etc. What my mother doesn't know is that, like, idk, a lot of my friends use ENDEARING profanity to express closeness! :D Greeting someone with "hey bitch" or "WHAT'S UP FOOL" is kind of a normal thing around my school, and personally, I think it's fine? It's not like you'd say that to just anybody; you'd have to be really close so that the person you're talking to knows that it's just a joke. IT'S HARMLESS I SAY.
What I want to know is why the hell your friend's daughter was looking me up on facebook, mother, when I have never met your friend OR her daughter... I'd understand if I'd met her a few times before, but I seriously don't know what she looks like, have never talked to her in my life... I don't even know her name. T_____T I would fear more for that girl than for me, personally. AND WTF I THOUGHT MY FACEBOOK WAS PRIVATE TO STRANGERS.. I just set all my settings to "Friend's Only," I think maybe I had some kind of "friend's of friend's can view certain parts of your profile" going on. We probably have mutual friends of some sort. Anyway that's WEIRD. If I ever meet this girl I'm gong to discreetly give her bitch look #2.
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
Like 3. They're crawling around my desk. Ew.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What (animal) is it?
A GORILLA!
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on the dead animal.
I would book it LOL.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to what percentage of the cup do you pour?
Usually 90%-ish.
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
One.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbour, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
LIKE 4 MINUTES. IT'S RIDICULOUSLY LONG~
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
Peaceful!
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
Um.. probably one.
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
A whole lot. Like 30.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you do it?
Get the baby, turn the water off, answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Closed.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
I would probably be sleeping.
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high?
I guess it's moderate?
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you a one day to do whatever you want before he takes away your life.
Erm. I think I'd just tell him to uh, "take away my life" right now, 'cause whatever I'd be doing if I had that day, I wouldn't be enjoying it 'cause I'd be thinking about dying the whole time. >____;
1. The number of people that pisses you off right now.
Three.. hrmmm that is actually true.
2. How people see you.
..a gorilla what LOL.
3. What you see in people : Right leg- personality Left leg- Appearance/looks
Oh. WHAT. LOLOL. I feel shallow now. Um.. :/
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
..yeaaah. I would book it. fosho.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
Errrmmmm.. maybe a little less than that D:
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
As in relationship love? Then that's good right D:
7. Average time you spend kissing.
.....
8. Feeling right before your death.
Peaceful~ 8D
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
One...?
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
"Like 30" LOL.
11. What you value the most in opposite sex: Baby- virtue, Doorbell- appearance, Water- wealth.
Virtue, Wealth, Appearance... doesn't this contradic that leg crossing question :/
12. The door represents your heart. (i.e. determines how open your heart is)
Oh ho.
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
I would be sleeping LOLLLLLLL.
14. The level of your pride.
Moderate! I guess that works~
15. What you want to do right now.
hold up, WHAT. LOLLLLL. THIS IS STUPID D:<