FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!
It is that magical time of year where i just scorch everyone and everything that deserves to be dog walked and stuffed in a locker. That's right, the annual Festivus "Airing of Grievances". I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! There are always the usual suspects along with some ones who this will be their only year to shine bright.
Topics include
-my psychotic ex-roommate who still owes me $2000
-my abusive ex boyfriend
-my shady AF sperm-sharer that some attempt to call my half-brother
-package thieves
-Supercorp fandome (IYKYK)
-Facebook jail
-anti-vaxxers and science deniers, maskholes
-ben affleck
-survivor 41
-jamie spears, the whole spears family, loucifer taylor
-duran duran haters namely the rock n roll hall of fame and the grammys
-body shamers, ageist photographers and modeling agents who like to discriminate
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