Since I'm a glutton for punishment
I rejoined match.com. Of course, I'm already regretting it, but this time I have their stupid 6-month guarantee that gives me another 6 months for free when I don't find "the one". Why am I already regretting it? oh that would be deluge of bald, fat and old men that I have no interest in contacting me despite it saying in my profile that I will have no interest in them. If, even by chance, I would be, it would be negated by the fact that they are stupid illiterates who can't read that I am not interested in them. There are also the idiots with no pictures. Sorry. no picture = no reply (and that's exactly what I email back to them)
This time around though, I'm not playing nice. No, this time, they're going to get smart ass emails from me. I don't care if that comes off bitchy. I'm sick of being nice. Don't care. If you're stupid enough to waste my time, I'm bitchy enough to let you know and since I email you, it fulfills my obligation to cash in that 6-month guarantee come June. It's not evil bitchy. it's just saying "hey, not my type".
I'm sure more comedic posts will follow.
This time around though, I'm not playing nice. No, this time, they're going to get smart ass emails from me. I don't care if that comes off bitchy. I'm sick of being nice. Don't care. If you're stupid enough to waste my time, I'm bitchy enough to let you know and since I email you, it fulfills my obligation to cash in that 6-month guarantee come June. It's not evil bitchy. it's just saying "hey, not my type".
I'm sure more comedic posts will follow.