Peanuts suck!

Oct 28, 2004 12:36

Hello All.
I was having a pretty good day. I got a job today. I will be an office assisstant at the UW's Payroll department. I will be shredding, copying, filing, mailing, and so and so stuff. AND! I will be making $9 an hour to start off with!! Whoo-hoo! I know thats not much but I was expecting minimum wage.
Today is also the first day I chew gum for my study. Yeah! The dental school is doing a study on me. They give me free gum and all I have to do is chew my free gum and write down what times I chew it. Then, they give me money. Yesterday, this woman came in and took some of my plague and then she handed me a $10 check. I don't even know what she did with it. I just said, "$10?" sure take it... I didn't want it anyway.

But... my whole world came crashing down when I sat down to eat my lunch. My Teriyaki Chicken Asian Noodle Salad had fucking peanuts in it. Why the hell would you marinate TERIYAKI chicken in PEANUT SAUCE! Fuck I am pissed!! My whole body hurts now, it is the weirdest reaction. I don't have to go to the hospital thanks to acupuncture but my mouth, throat, and whole stomache just are screaming, "FUCK YOU!"

Atleast my roommate felt bad for me and bought me a bag of fortune Cookies. Sweet huh?
She even told me she wouldn't be mad if I puked everywhere.

Anyway, I have to pee, chew some gum and go sing.

Have a great day all.
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