Oh, Canada ...
Miss Canada's national costume at the Miss Universe Pageant.
Ahahaha! It could only be better if she were leading a moose and holding a beer, eh? The high-heeled boots painted to look like athletic socks are a nice touch though.
I wore this exact outfit earlier to do some gardening:
and of course, in the USA, we've adopted the bedazzled polyester fashion stylings of our favorite dead rock icon as our national costume (Miss USA, you can't win in PANTS).
You can see all the hilarity in goofy national costumes here:
Miss Universe '07 costumes from the ONTD LJ community