Case File 001 // [ Voice ]

[aimedforleg]

[ There is no fumbling as the communicator turns on. Whoever it is seems quite familiar with the technology used. ]

Looks like it's on..

[ There's the sound of someone clearing their throat. Then a male voice starts, low and clearly attempting to soothe whoever he's speaking to, but it's shaky and he sounds tired:]

H-hello. Um, my name is SSA Dr.

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[worldsfastest]

...Easiers than whats?

[aimedforleg]

T-then trying to fight. Statistics show that criminals actually get a less severe punishment they coporate with the authorities.

[worldsfastest]

I don't think I's crimanimals. I'm fairly certains I am being a guitarist.

Are you a crinimal?

[aimedforleg]

[ He taken aback for a moment at the odd speech patterns. Makes note of it. ]

Actually, I'm a criminal profiler for the FBI. I help put criminals in jail.

[worldsfastest]

Oh, de FBI's? I t'inks my band has workeds with you peoples before. Thanks for givings us jury-dictions over musical piracy of our musics, by de ways.

[aimedforleg]

[ He is trying to understand him. Honest. ]

P-pardon me?

[worldsfastest]

((ooc: I can tone Skwisgaar down, if you want.))

Remembers? The FBI had gave my bands full jury-diction over musical piracy crimes thats involveds jack-offs what illegally downloads our musics.

[aimedforleg]

[ ooc; oh, it's not an issue for me. :) Reid just has to get used to it, is all. xD ]

I'm afraid that wasn't my team. I'm part of the Behavioural Analysis Unit. We study and catch seriel offenders.

[worldsfastest]

Cereal offenders? Like someones goes over to a bowls of Cheerios, and tells it that its guitars playing am de worstest and it has no futures in de musical arts?

[aimedforleg]

Ah, no. A serial offender is someone who commits a crime over and over. Like a burglar who break into multiple houses over the span of a few years.

[worldsfastest]

Oh.

Whats if somebodies routinelies insulted some cereal? Whats thens?