This is a sad story about..
.. one egg named Oishi. This is a true story, so prepare. =( warnings: badbadbad humor and.. a death. omg.
15th April 2006, Kati was bored and hugry. It was Easter already, so her parents had gone to visit some of their friends and left the poor girl alone.
So, she went to their kitchen to hunt for food, but instead of normal food she found.. an egg. Well, since she was kind of lonely (Rikkai-senpai was talking to herself on AIM).. she decided to make this egg her friend, so she gave him a face and name. Oishi.
Even though she was really happy about her new friend, it seemed that Oishi was kind of lonely and suidical: his first words were "crack me". In order to ease his pain, she carried Oishi to meet other eggs.
Since the other eggs seemed to be still too young to play with the already very mature Oishi, Kati decided to make him meet some older eggs in the Egg Club. The older eggs were.. very.. happy to get new young egg in their area, and they decided to jump him. Traumatized, Oishi yelled "Crack me!" and Kati decided to save the poor egg.
Since both the young eggs and the older eggs were bad company for Oishi, she decided to let Oishi meet other eggs his age.. sadly, she didn't realize their sexuality before poor Oishi nearly got jumped again by the Rainbow Eggs.
After that, Kati and Oishi hurried back home and Kati put Oishi back into his Plate. When Kati turned her back to Oishi, he noticed that his CHANCE was there, and.. he jumped to the floor! After hearing the cruel "SMASH" Kati picked up her poor poor egg and tried to treat his wounds.
When she saw that horrible crack on Oishi's side and hearing his "Crack me!"-yell, she knew that there was no other way to help him.. She had to end his life so that he wouldn't suffer.
In the end.. only his empty broken shell was left behind.
R.I.P, Oishi. I miss you already, even though you have been gone for only 40 minutes now. ;;
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.. While making this story, one egg was killed. We're terribly sorry for all the traumas this very gory and sexually exclipt story might have caused you. m(_ _)m
It was a lot of fun to make, though. =D I think I should go buy more mignon eggs and make an army of Oishis. Or something. Maybe I should make all characters..
Oh, right. On that Older Eggs-picture the two eggs on top of Oishi are Banji and Tezuka, Ryuuzaki-sensei is somewhere there too.. and that dark egg under the "crack me"-bubble is Nanjirou. SO. THERE'S HINTED TEZUOISHI. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, RIKKAI-SENPAI. =(