The story!
It all started with the marriage of Billy, LeeAnne and Kelly. The three existed in marital bliss, with kids Joe Doyle between Kelly and LeeAnne, Cate with Kelly, and Christina between Billy and LeeAnne. LeeAnne mostly found herself at home with the kids while Billy and Kelly carried on their affairs with Alexis and Mike respectively. (However, unknown to anyone Mike and Christina were just signs of LeeAnne’s soon-to-be affair with Joe 2). One day, Kelly bumped into Jay while at a rally for Domingo. It was love at first sight and with the blessing of the rest of the rally, they were married within minutes of meeting each other. Kelly brought Jay home with her so that he could meet her other husband and wife. Once LeeAnne’s eyes met Jay’s, they knew it was a connection. This was followed by yet another spontaneous marriage.
While on a group honeymoon, Kelly found herself facing another marriage. She met Angela on the mini-golf course when their golf balls hit each other, it was meant to be. They were married by magic making it Kelly’s fourth marriage and Angela’s second (Kate had married her previously). Also during the honeymoon, LeeAnne met Joe 2. Soon enough they began carrying on an affair. They would have married but Joe 2 was already married to alcohol and never really expressed an opinion on multiple marriages. Then came the kids: Mike was the first, followed by the adopted Hannah, and then Christina’s reappearance. They grew up inexplicably fast. Joe 2 normally found himself left with the kids so that LeeAnne could work. (Someone had to make money to buy the alcohol for the alcohol induced rages). One weekend when Kelly was in LeeAnne’s wing of the ever-expanding house, she once again found Mike and then met Hannah and Christina. She was instantly smitten with both Hannah and Christina and instantly proposed. Hannah and Christina married each other as well. Since Hannah was adopted it was okay. This also lead to Billy’s marriage to Christina, seeing as he wasn’t her actual father.
Obviously LeeAnne wasn’t happy about most of her kids being married off. Surprisingly she wasn’t mad at Kelly who had a thing for all three of them (But one of the affairs was part of an elaborate scheme to get sugar cookie eggnog); however, she was furious with Billy and fought him about his marriage to Christina. So enraged was Billy that it is still unclear to this day whether or not he filed for divorce from LeeAnne. It depends on who you ask.
Meanwhile, everyone continued to live under the same roof. Tom happened to be walking by and saw the large house. He mistook it for a fraternity and joined in, becoming everyone’s brother. (Oh little did he know…) But everyone accepted him in the house, so it was okay. Meanwhile, Hannah was going through a tumultuous marriage/divorce cycle with Beth. It was a day to day thing. Beth was also married to Steve, and was briefly married to Christina. Christina left Beth at Hannah’s request. Beth was also allegedly carrying on affairs with Ethan, Stephan and Johana. Hannah was fine with all of this, but she was furious that Beth kept her daughter Alexis a secret. Bri and Angela (who were their kids) had another sister? Hannah hated secrets because her twin Ken had been kept a secret from her when growing up. Beth didn’t see the big deal. Alexis was shocked by the fight and took a break from her affair with Billy to spend time with Beth.
THE END! …maybe?