overhead in NY
OMG!! Aren't Black People Supposed to Be Familiar with The Color Purple?
Big black guy: Blue plus red equals green, nigga!
--Loews Cinema, 13th & Broadway
Overheard by: no, its purple
They'll Have Their Own Reality Series within a Week
Girl #1: Okay, let's go around the table and tell horrible hook-up stories.
Girl #2: Can anything top the time I woke up stark-naked in London after a night partying in New York?
Girl #3: No one can top that. Unless you consider the time I stole a guy's car in the middle of the night so I wouldn't have to do the walk of shame.
Girl #4: Don't forget the part where you wrecked it and went to jail...
--Spice Market, 13th & 9th
Overheard by: Jess
Lady, All I Asked You Was, "Which Way Is Uptown?"
Distraught girl: Is there an 'I' in 'relationship'?
Guy: [Silence.]
Distraught girl: Well, is there?!
Guy: Um... There's two, actually...
Distraught girl: God... You're so selfish! You just don't understand me.!
--Brother Jimmy's, 92nd & 3rd
Scruffy college student to friend: So, I told my parents I was gay... Then they told me I was adopted.
--Starbucks
Big black guy: Blue plus red equals green, nigga!
--Loews Cinema, 13th & Broadway
Overheard by: no, its purple
They'll Have Their Own Reality Series within a Week
Girl #1: Okay, let's go around the table and tell horrible hook-up stories.
Girl #2: Can anything top the time I woke up stark-naked in London after a night partying in New York?
Girl #3: No one can top that. Unless you consider the time I stole a guy's car in the middle of the night so I wouldn't have to do the walk of shame.
Girl #4: Don't forget the part where you wrecked it and went to jail...
--Spice Market, 13th & 9th
Overheard by: Jess
Lady, All I Asked You Was, "Which Way Is Uptown?"
Distraught girl: Is there an 'I' in 'relationship'?
Guy: [Silence.]
Distraught girl: Well, is there?!
Guy: Um... There's two, actually...
Distraught girl: God... You're so selfish! You just don't understand me.!
--Brother Jimmy's, 92nd & 3rd
Scruffy college student to friend: So, I told my parents I was gay... Then they told me I was adopted.
--Starbucks