You would have never thought...

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Over the weekend i had to work some crazy shifts because of the holidays... i had to work 3-11 on saturday and 2-10 on sunday. I dont understand why one man must kick another man square in the nuts just for an iPod, none of it makes any sense to me. Anyway, getting off the express way from work on saturday, i notice a jaguar that had its hazards on and no one was in it. I didnt think much of it other than how fucking awesome would it be if i could get away with driving off with that car. Its not like i would be stealing it, stealing is such a negative word... i mean, i cant drive two cars at once so they would have gotten my car... a trade.... anyway, i make a left on 7 mile and pulled into a speedway to get some gas. As i went inside i noticed that this girl kept staring at me... she comes up to me and asks if i could do her a really big favor. She explains that her and her whatever the hell he was, were on there way to go visit her dad in the hospital and their car ran out of gas. i asked if it was the Jag down the street, she says "yeah, how did you know?" "Oh, because it was on fire...nah, i drove by it on the way here." We talk until i get up to the counter and she offers to pay for my gas. We went back and forth for a while about how she doesn't need to do that and i end up losing. She put a $20 in my tank and i wasn't complaining. The Boyfriend, husband, brother or whatever the hell he was walks in and tells the girl to buy me whatever i want... it was at this point i put two and two together, the Jaguar + the way this man is with money = he must have a lot of it. Anyway, to make a long story boring... as im filling up my tank we introduce our self's and exchange business cards. The guy, Kevin, is the owner of a restaurant called Ocallaghan's in Plymouth. He tells me, "you need anything there, its on me..food, drinks, anything..." So naturally i think damn this guy must be loaded and im taking him up on his offer... lol it is good to have friends in high places. I take them back to their car and they thank me and that was pretty much my night. So now im all set on my good deed for the year. Sunday night was crazy as hell at work. It was pretty much the same, but what didnt help was that i started having another messed up headache that i have been having ever since my accident... well that and seeing shadowy figures following me around... every time a new iPod comes out, a new retard comes out with it. I officially hate people at a much higher level now. Thank you Apple. I love you.

-"High all night, Sleep all day, Cuz thats the American way..." -3 6 Mafia