Like a katana cutting a stop sign and a car door...

[ailestrike160]

Tonight was fucking awesome. My bro and i went to downtown Ann Arbor to go see Henry Rollins: Spoken Word at the Michigan Theater at 7:30. We got there at 6 and decided to go get something to eat. Michael thought there was a Sbaros behind where we parked... turns out that there wasnt one and we walked around the block freezing are asses off because it was cold as a bastard out. We ended up going to a Subway, which was the dirtiest, filthiest, rat hole, piece of shit Subway that i have ever been in. Rick Fell would shit a monument if he walked in here (Rick Fell was my manager at Subway when i used to work there). Anyway, my bro and i are the only ones in there so we just walk up there to the line. This ghetto ass chick walks out from the back stuffing her fat ass face with the cookies that they make there. "You guys need a minute or something?" she asks. My brother says "No, but it looks like you do". She sets the cookie down and stumbles over to our way. "what do you want?" she axed. I start telling her my order and half way trough i change my mind and tell her something different (like no one has fucking done that at a subway or any other place before). So she gets all pissy and i say "oh im sorry for making your job so difficult, taking you away from your cookies and now im making a difficult order... im such an ass.." ..... that shut her up. Well, we get to the end of the line to pay and there are tomatoes all over the place around the trash can behind the counter, flies and shit flying all over the damn place. I dont know if they just missed the trash can or what. My bro and i look at each other like "what the fuck". We dont really think much of it till we pick out a table. Our table had blood and shit all over it, and that was the cleanest one there. The bathroom was no different, there were like blood and fingers and shit all over the place...lol...ok that part im kidding, everything but the fingers are true. Im really surprised i didnt get the shits from eating there. We started heading down to the Michigan Theater and my bro was talking about how his band might be signed on the record label with one of the guys from Slip Knot. I dont know too much about it now, but ill keep you guys updated about it. My bro wants me to be a roadie, bouncer and head of merchandise if they tour... should be bad ass. Henry Rollins, as always, was fucking bad ass and funny as hell. He put on a good show that lasted for 2 and a half hours. At the end of it i ran into "The Rick" and some guy named "Oklahoma" or "Alabama", or thats what he said his name was at Nicks party. My bro and i stayed after the show to met Henry Rollins. Im glad we did because we got to talk to him, got some bad ass pictures and he signed my jacket. One of the pictures was of Henry Rollins chocking my brother and the other is were Henry and i are giving the camera the finger. Fucking bad ass, check them out below.... Thats about it for now, just counting down the 4 days till Halloween.
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