A telephone conversation for your pleasure.
B: It's like Han said to Leia.
Me: What?
B: Well you've seen the movie now, so you get that reference.
Me: No, no, I didn't hear what you said.
B: Oh. "It's like Han said to Leia."
Me: Oh... I thought you said "I'm going to..." something.
B: ... Wow. You don't hear things very well lately.
Me: I know, I know, I'm like the best at hearing. I should be in hearing competitions. I would win every prize.
[Insert significant pause]
B: That's probably the most idiotic thing I've heard come out of your mouth.
Me: Really? I thought it was funny.
[Pause]
Me: That makes it even worse, doesn't it?
B: ... Yeah.
Me: What?
B: Well you've seen the movie now, so you get that reference.
Me: No, no, I didn't hear what you said.
B: Oh. "It's like Han said to Leia."
Me: Oh... I thought you said "I'm going to..." something.
B: ... Wow. You don't hear things very well lately.
Me: I know, I know, I'm like the best at hearing. I should be in hearing competitions. I would win every prize.
[Insert significant pause]
B: That's probably the most idiotic thing I've heard come out of your mouth.
Me: Really? I thought it was funny.
[Pause]
Me: That makes it even worse, doesn't it?
B: ... Yeah.