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MERRY CHRISTMAS
at least, it is in our house.
We ended up staying up till 2am watching Ace Ventura, then got up at 8am to open presents.
Payne got me a zombie survival guide book, Wayne's World dvd and... a box of dicks. Yes, the mysterious box had loads of drawings of penises inside. I was instructed to open it and tip the contents on the floor, just so he could shout "DICKS. EVERYWHERE."
I don't remember anything about being inside the club.
Scary... I made Anthony wear my fox hat, don't ask.
Rosie is used to this happening behind her back.
We gave Anthony pigtails.
Washing hands.
Oh, Shannon.
This is my drunk face.
This is my italian face.
Apparently I just wouldn't get up.
I feel sorry for the first years that had to witness this.
Forgetting how to walk.