A Rant for Matt because he asked for it…
1. I can’t make it to Vegas because I am broke and living off student loans. Priorities and doing the right thing isn’t that much fun. On the plus side, Bacardi Silver Black Cherry tastes exactly like cream soda and gets you drunk…
2. I picked out my classes for next quarter for the win. Sooo sooo easy. Part of me feels I should try something difficult on principle alone and the other part says, “Quite you over achiever…it never got you anywhere.”
Ancient Maya Civilization
Cognitive Psychology
Social Psychology
Honors Research Seminar (so I can do research next year)
Notice the lack of Chinese. Why? Not because I hate it, not because its hard, but because I’m 21 and sick of doing fucking worksheets for homework every night…
3. It comes to my attention that many of you have not seen my new facial piercing…so I am going to attempt to post my first picture. This is about a month old…Id post a new one but that would involve me changing out of my Pjs and finding a battery that has been allocated to another electronic devise. Please tell me you are not that high maintenance.
***I have no skills. Matt tried to give me skillz vicariously...it didn't work. If you want to see a giant picture of my head check out his lj. Matt=MY HERO for trying
4. I hurt my knee running 10 miles on Sunday and am pissed. How am I supposed to run 26.2 miles if I keep getting injured? I hate my body…its non-cooperative. At the same time…I can run 10 miles. That’s pretty sweet.
5. It poured rain here today so I got to use my Starry night umbrella. On an art related note I have falled in love with O’Keefe’s highly vaginal art.
6. I want a salt water aquarium…now.
7. I am getting my motorcycle lisence next weekend, but can’t decide whether I should sell my car and get a motorcycle…or keep my car. My car stays dry in all weather conditions…see number 5. If I was rich I would have both and that would rock socks off you all! MWAHAHAHA
8. I still with Gabriel Garcia Marquez was my grandfather…even though he is a pimp.
9. I bought a super cute dress today because I was depressed…and I like to shop…especially when Im depressed. Now I have a super cute dress.
10. A friend of mine broke up with me. Is it possible to break up with someone you aren’t seeing? I know I wasn’t seeing him because I’m seeing someone who isn’t him…but he broke up with me in a passive aggressive little girl way. I chewed him out for being 30 and still unable to confront his feelings…now I am happy though because he is no longer a lose end, I have a super cute dress, and I can watch LOST with my roommate.
11. Have you all smoked the hookah? You should…hookah=my new favorite pass time…too bad I don’t own my own…and it can give you cancer I suppose. Shh…details are for the weak!
12. I can’t wait to graduate if for no other reason that so I can buy matching plates and cups that don’t have ickies on them…and so I can have clean carpet that doesn’t disturb me and a bigger bed…and roommates that clean up their icky way ward hairs.
13. Speaking of hairs…mine are getting longer and I am excited.
14. I think that is all I have to say for now.
jenell
2. I picked out my classes for next quarter for the win. Sooo sooo easy. Part of me feels I should try something difficult on principle alone and the other part says, “Quite you over achiever…it never got you anywhere.”
Ancient Maya Civilization
Cognitive Psychology
Social Psychology
Honors Research Seminar (so I can do research next year)
Notice the lack of Chinese. Why? Not because I hate it, not because its hard, but because I’m 21 and sick of doing fucking worksheets for homework every night…
3. It comes to my attention that many of you have not seen my new facial piercing…so I am going to attempt to post my first picture. This is about a month old…Id post a new one but that would involve me changing out of my Pjs and finding a battery that has been allocated to another electronic devise. Please tell me you are not that high maintenance.
***I have no skills. Matt tried to give me skillz vicariously...it didn't work. If you want to see a giant picture of my head check out his lj. Matt=MY HERO for trying
4. I hurt my knee running 10 miles on Sunday and am pissed. How am I supposed to run 26.2 miles if I keep getting injured? I hate my body…its non-cooperative. At the same time…I can run 10 miles. That’s pretty sweet.
5. It poured rain here today so I got to use my Starry night umbrella. On an art related note I have falled in love with O’Keefe’s highly vaginal art.
6. I want a salt water aquarium…now.
7. I am getting my motorcycle lisence next weekend, but can’t decide whether I should sell my car and get a motorcycle…or keep my car. My car stays dry in all weather conditions…see number 5. If I was rich I would have both and that would rock socks off you all! MWAHAHAHA
8. I still with Gabriel Garcia Marquez was my grandfather…even though he is a pimp.
9. I bought a super cute dress today because I was depressed…and I like to shop…especially when Im depressed. Now I have a super cute dress.
10. A friend of mine broke up with me. Is it possible to break up with someone you aren’t seeing? I know I wasn’t seeing him because I’m seeing someone who isn’t him…but he broke up with me in a passive aggressive little girl way. I chewed him out for being 30 and still unable to confront his feelings…now I am happy though because he is no longer a lose end, I have a super cute dress, and I can watch LOST with my roommate.
11. Have you all smoked the hookah? You should…hookah=my new favorite pass time…too bad I don’t own my own…and it can give you cancer I suppose. Shh…details are for the weak!
12. I can’t wait to graduate if for no other reason that so I can buy matching plates and cups that don’t have ickies on them…and so I can have clean carpet that doesn’t disturb me and a bigger bed…and roommates that clean up their icky way ward hairs.
13. Speaking of hairs…mine are getting longer and I am excited.
14. I think that is all I have to say for now.
jenell