Um...Fluff includes crack, right?

[aiisling]

Author: Aiisling
Title: Mylar Ficathon #2- Fluff
Prompt: Unexpected Master and Servant
Prompter: without_mission
Rating: pg-13 +
Warnings/Spoilers: ?Some S&M found here. Proceed at your own risk.

Summary: Okay, so it said fluff, but crack is fluff too. Right? Anyways. This is a little dialogue bit, where Sylar recieves a surprise upon returning home.

Fluff week
Prompt: Unexpected Master and Servant

Scene opens: Sylar is returning home. He unlocks the door to the apartment and enters.

Sylar (S): Mohinder, I’m-

-CRACK-

S: SHIT!  What the HELL, Mohinder!?!

M: *grins ferally*

S: Seriously, what?

M: Shut up and crawl, bug!

S: What crack are you on?

M: THE DELICIOUS KIND!

S: OW!-Will you-Ow! -stop- Ow!- whipping me!?!

M: Not until you say the safe word.

S: The safe word? I don’t-

-CRACK-

M: ONLY SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!

S: ...fucking hell.

S: ...

S: Is it brains?

M: *grins* No.

-CRACK-

S: F#*%! Road trip?

-CRACK-

S: List?

-CRACK-

S: S&M?

-CRACK-

S: Angst?!?

M:...

M: *pouts* How did you guess?

S: DUH, Mohinder. *raises eyebrow* Now it’s my turn.

M: meep.