Something very fishy is going on. Now I'm not certain, but I think one of my neighbors traded in her kid for a dude. I swear! One day she had a little girl living with her and all of a sudden this man was hanging around and the child DISAPPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! Then, when I came home from work just now, there were all these garbage bags on her porch with a big ol' sign saying "Free Children's Clothes & Toys!" on it.
This isn't the first suspicious behavior I noticed about this lady. I also noticed she got a car around the same time her kitty went bye-bye. Coincidence? I THINK NOT.