Movie reviews
I'm a little late in posting but I did recently see two movies and here's what i thought.
My Bloody Valentine 3D: This movie is about a killer from a mine shaft who continues to terrorize a small hick town. The 3D effect did add an interesting element to the horror and I highly recommend seeing the movie in 3D if you can. It is your typical slasher flick with not much story. It wasn't all that scary either but it the type of horror movie that has plenty of gore and constant action. I am surprisingly recommeding this movie.
Overall rating 6/10 -- Decent '80s style slasher
Furry rating 7/10 -- Set for this average age group.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop -- This movie is about um... a mall cop, yeah. What the hell was this piece of crap doing in a movie theater. This should have been either straight to DVD or the ABC Family movie of the week. There were a couple of giggles I suppose but otherwise I would say absolute garbage.
Overall 2/10 Yes that bad. It would appeal to a small percentage of families who want a nonviolent (there is comedic violence and heavy drunkenness though) and no foul language.
Furry rating -- 1/10 Some furries will probably get high to go see this and will laugh their asses off. Not at the movie's jokes but about how bad it is.
My Bloody Valentine 3D: This movie is about a killer from a mine shaft who continues to terrorize a small hick town. The 3D effect did add an interesting element to the horror and I highly recommend seeing the movie in 3D if you can. It is your typical slasher flick with not much story. It wasn't all that scary either but it the type of horror movie that has plenty of gore and constant action. I am surprisingly recommeding this movie.
Overall rating 6/10 -- Decent '80s style slasher
Furry rating 7/10 -- Set for this average age group.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop -- This movie is about um... a mall cop, yeah. What the hell was this piece of crap doing in a movie theater. This should have been either straight to DVD or the ABC Family movie of the week. There were a couple of giggles I suppose but otherwise I would say absolute garbage.
Overall 2/10 Yes that bad. It would appeal to a small percentage of families who want a nonviolent (there is comedic violence and heavy drunkenness though) and no foul language.
Furry rating -- 1/10 Some furries will probably get high to go see this and will laugh their asses off. Not at the movie's jokes but about how bad it is.