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Did I get in Lake Michigan tonight when it was only 56 degrees? Yes I did.
Did I get drunk with my subordinate and my own boss simultaneously at a dodgy gay bar? Yes I did.
Did I flash said boss with said subordinate (thus showing my dick to someone I'm supposed to manage tomorrow)? Yes I did.
Did this happen, in fact, in my underwear in Lake Michigan immediately preceding picking my boss up and dragging him screaming into the water? Yes, yes it did.
Did I then ride the train home with pants covered in sand and shoes untied while sleeping thus fitting in perfectly well with the other homeless people aboard the cart? Yep.
And am I working in 3 hours?
Holy fuck I need to calm these evenings down.
Did I get drunk with my subordinate and my own boss simultaneously at a dodgy gay bar? Yes I did.
Did I flash said boss with said subordinate (thus showing my dick to someone I'm supposed to manage tomorrow)? Yes I did.
Did this happen, in fact, in my underwear in Lake Michigan immediately preceding picking my boss up and dragging him screaming into the water? Yes, yes it did.
Did I then ride the train home with pants covered in sand and shoes untied while sleeping thus fitting in perfectly well with the other homeless people aboard the cart? Yep.
And am I working in 3 hours?
Holy fuck I need to calm these evenings down.