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as per jessica posners asking, i have come up with a dirty version of the famouns Wizard of OZ song, "if i only had a brain" entiteled "if i only had man" I coult find anything to wokr with the vers Jposeca gave me, so this is what i got.
I could while away the hours
Just watching him take showers
And dry back off again.
And his back I’d be scratching
While my sex dreams were a hatchin’
If I only had a man
I’d suck olives out his navel
And make sure the bed was stable
For nights of purest pain
And with the thoughts I am thinking
I would fuck him in my Lincoln
If I only had a man!!
Oh I, could make him cry
And shoot all over the floor
I screw him likes hes never had before
And then id sleep
And screw some more
I would not be just a hoochie
My hands stuck in my coochie
My dildo at my side
I would suck him and be merry
He could even pop my cherry
If I only had man
Gosh it would be awful sexy
To make the bedroom messy
From sex games we would play
Then perhaps I could do you
And very nicely screw you
If I only had a man
I could while away the hours
Just watching him take showers
And dry back off again.
And his back I’d be scratching
While my sex dreams were a hatchin’
If I only had a man
I’d suck olives out his navel
And make sure the bed was stable
For nights of purest pain
And with the thoughts I am thinking
I would fuck him in my Lincoln
If I only had a man!!
Oh I, could make him cry
And shoot all over the floor
I screw him likes hes never had before
And then id sleep
And screw some more
I would not be just a hoochie
My hands stuck in my coochie
My dildo at my side
I would suck him and be merry
He could even pop my cherry
If I only had man
Gosh it would be awful sexy
To make the bedroom messy
From sex games we would play
Then perhaps I could do you
And very nicely screw you
If I only had a man