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Holy crap, an update!
Don't move; you'll startle it and it'll bolt. What a delight to see one of these rare creatures up close. It seems to be investigating its surroundings very cautiously - WAIT! No, you've been reading too closely and now you've gone and scared it away. Updates are an endangered species, you fools! We may never get to see another one in our lifetime. I hope you're happy.
Don't move; you'll startle it and it'll bolt. What a delight to see one of these rare creatures up close. It seems to be investigating its surroundings very cautiously - WAIT! No, you've been reading too closely and now you've gone and scared it away. Updates are an endangered species, you fools! We may never get to see another one in our lifetime. I hope you're happy.