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this is my admirable cousin speaking.. isn't she great?! i 100% agree with her.
Dear Boys:
Do not try to woo me with talks about how much you get paid, because I am hardly ever impressed by your paycheck. Do not talk about how much you love your car, or flash your blingy bling additions that you souped up, and DO NOT ever attempt to show off in front of me by driving like a bat out of hell because you look like an idiot. Your money and your car don't turn me on. I am a woman who pays for her own drinks, and I dig careful guys who drive like Grandma. Get a life and grow up.
Sincerely,
Mastamama