The funniest crossover I've EVER read
Doctor Who and Hamlet! Who'da thunk? This is sheer brilliance, especially with lines like this:
HAMLET
Alas, poor spectre! Is the time so short
Wherein you may walk upon the earth?
DOCTOR
Not a bit of it. I'm freezing my tits off
And within yon ship, my tea is getting cold.
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
To what I shall unfold.
Check it out here. Go on; you know you want to! I was laughing so hard I was literally crying. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a fic.
HAMLET
Alas, poor spectre! Is the time so short
Wherein you may walk upon the earth?
DOCTOR
Not a bit of it. I'm freezing my tits off
And within yon ship, my tea is getting cold.
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearing
To what I shall unfold.
Check it out here. Go on; you know you want to! I was laughing so hard I was literally crying. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a fic.