...well, yes.
Rawr!
Hey, I always start it with: "Well, yes."
Especially if I'm rambling.
Wait..
....
Scratch that.
I always ramble.
Oh, and welcome to:
http://worldbeardchampionships.comEnjoy.
It's ...in a whole new world of beauty.
....I think.
-pokes nose-
For all those concerned - hayfever and London don't mix.
I have an urge to build a castle from sporks.
There!
A challenge!
The first one to build a cutlery castle and send a photo of it to me, (via post) , will win ...something.
Something....uh...a piece of string, an earl-grey teabag, an english penny and a letter from me! (And maybe even some artwork.)
WHAT A PRIZE!
Isn't that worth it?
((All entries will be shown once I've recieved them. There will be a prize for fastest, most inventive, and best construction.))
RULES!
- Binding materials are allowed. This includes string, blue-tac, glue...anything you can think of that'll work.
- You can use a piece of cardboard for the base, everything else except bindings must be cutlery.
- You can use any type of cutlery, spoons, sporks, forks...even chopsticks if you want to be inventive.
- The photograph can be digital and sent via MSN, but if you do that, include yourself with the castle as proof that it's yours!
- Be inventive! Use toothpicks, make a drawbridge, build turrets and towers and gates. Hey, if you feel like being minimalistic...build a tent. XD'
...crazy, me?
Ha!
You can also feel free to send me pictures of other amazing inventions!
Like sugar people, amusing things made from sand, set-square houses, and time machines.
Seriously.
I love that kind of pointlessness.
OH!
And I'd also love to see your exam-doodles.
You know the things you draw when you have loads of time left in mock exams?
If you've got them - send them!
And send me bits of string!
And thimbles!
And stuff that only I would treasure!
I'm free to respond to letters, so send away.
And ENTER MY CUTLERY COMPETITION!
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