Fire Truck
Yea... so Pat and I are rideing in the truck taking his cousins home and a friend as well when the truck stops running in the middle of this big hill. Pat lets the truck roll down the hill and around the corner before he puts the breaks on and gets out. He messed with his carborator for a bit... not like I know shit about the insides of a damned truck and tries to get it to start. Then... a big fucking fire ball shoots out of the carborator and then... well.. fire. That's obvious. Pat starts screaming for water, people on a pourch are laughing their asses off, and two black chicks run up to this house screaming. I thought they were actually running in circles for a while. Yea... finally this guy came running down the hill with a fire extinguisher, but as soon as he got five feet from the truck, and after he told Pat to open the hood again (Pat had let the damned thing drop) the guy stoped to get the fire extinguisher ready, then slowly WALKED his ass to the truck. Meanwhile, Pat is holding the hood up and shouting, "It's getting hot!" So the fire gets put out and the shit was all a mess. Then finally after I don't know how long, the fire department gets there and disconects the battery, then left. So now... Pat and I are truckless and are back to walking around everywhere... not like we were already doing it... Yea.. great... first day we can finally use the truck again and the fucker catches fire.... because the carborator was backed up.... the bitch of shit... I tell ya.