A New Hell

Dec 01, 2004 16:07

Since we are reading Dante's Inferno in my English Class, I thought it would be appropriate to create a new hell. Didn't feel like spending a lot of time on it though...meh

The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

Democrats, The Pope
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

NAMBLA Members, Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Money, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Kari T and Ryan G
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Calculus
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

The NHL Lockout, Football
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

PETA Members
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell
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