JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
CLICK THIS. YA REALLY HAVE TO. YA REALLY, REALLY HAVE TO.
W-WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--?!!!
HAS ANYONE SEEN CIRCUS USAGI'S dA JOURNAL?!! IF YOU HAVEN'T, DO IT NOW. I GEASS YOU TO.
JAPAN.
I repeat.
JAPANNNNNN.
I AM HYPERVENTILATING.
I AM GOING TO DIE. *dies*
I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY KINDA "I WANNA DO IT BUT NOO WAY THEY'RE GONNA ACCEPPPT" BUT. I. HAVE. DECIDED.
I AM GOING TO ROYALLY WORK MY ASS OFF AND GET INTO SQUARE ENIX WHEN I'M AN ADULT. I SWEAR THIS. SQUEENIX I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO MUCH.
GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, ANIMATOR, OR EVEN A FREAKING CLEANER, I'LL DO IT.
WATCH ME, JAPAN.
TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THIS ECLAIR IS MADE OF~~~~!!!!
WHO'S WITH ME! WE'LL SURVIVE ON ONE STRAND OF CUP NOODLE EVERYDAY!
Trust me, after you see Circus Usagi's journal, that daily strand of noodle will be WORTH IT.
On a more daily life note, I've gotten my O-Level Art Paper. DAMN.
I'm probably gonna do Architectural Contrast, so in my desperate bid to get ideas, I shall ask what I've been pestering everyone at school here as well.
WHEN YOU HEAR 'ARCHITECTURAL CONTRAST', WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?!
Wen Zhi gave me this WAITWTHWHOA ridiculously pro idea today, thanks~~
I swear he should have gone into art instead of english literature, but AH WHO AM I TO SAY. STILL, HIS IDEAS ARE GENIUS.
No harm getting more ideas anyways. My brain's a useless piece of dried sponge with no inspiration whatsoever. My works are the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen in my entire life in terms of creativity. And unique-ness. And epicness. JY Claire, you can do it if you try. SQUEENIX AWAITS.
SO SOMEONE ANYONE, GIMME IDEAS PLEASE. D: IT'S NOT CHEATING I SWEAR. IT'S DATA GATHERING. (Is that some kind of excuse to rid yourself of guilt...?) NO IT'S NOT I SWEAR. I MEAN, ANYONE READING THIS IS MOST LIKELY NOT TAKING 2011'S ART O-LEVEL PAPER. I'M NOT PLAGARIZING YOUR IDEAS!
On a more random note, CCA is FUN. MEDIA CLUB AVA, BANZAI. C'MON PEOPLES, BE MORE ENTHUUUU~! Am I like, the only person who actually LOVES AVA? Hope not, hmmm.
AND SORANO-SENSEI! I'M GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE HERE AND DEMAND FOR A NEW MONOCHROME FACTOR CHAPTER. IT'S ALREADY JANUARY, TIME FOR A NEW CHAPTER!! WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO TO KOU?!!!! MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!! YOU'VE KEPT ME IN SUSPENSE FOR, WHAT, 5 CHAPTERS?!! KOUUU DDD: AND AKIRAAAAAAAAA DDDD: AND DID YOU JUST KILL OFF KENGO IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER. I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU. DDDDDDDD;
All my favourite guys are in such suspenseful situations HRRRRRGGGGH. The least Sorano-sensei can do is show me Adult!Shiki. Guy totally makes me screech rabidly, I swear. I'd thought that he would follow Kengo, Aya and Lulu after Aya literally (off-screen-edly) spanked his butt, but orz.
I've given up waiting for ChuangYi to translate Volume 4 (ChuangYi, ya little piece of shit.) (WHY HAVE YA BEEN SWEARING LIKE THAT SO MUCH RECENTLY--?! *sweat*) (They've been dropping mangas left, right, and centre and you expect me, as an Otaku, to take that lying down?!!) and so I caved in and bought the Tong Li versions of Volumes 4 and 5 on Tuesday.
I've never been so proud of being Chinese in my entire life. I CAN ACTUALLY READ AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING OOOOONNNNN I AM AWESOOOMMEEEEEE. ♥ The only thing I can't seem to read would be the character profiles on the inside cover, OTL. GINA, HELP ME (;_____;)
Hopefully Volume 8 (the latest Tong Li has released) covers the VS Adult!Shiki battle.
*looks up at post* Whoa, fangirly post. Well, is that anything unusual? (No, it's not.) (No, it's not. Ya kinda toned down during your previous posts, though.) Right. Okay, so let's end this off on a non-fangirly note. (EEEEHHH--?! WHY?!)
School is annoying, and Dora Lee is a BITCH. It's actually kind of awesome when a teacher manages to make an entire class of 44 students hate her like there's no tomorow WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Wait, I kid ya not. I'm not exaggerating. Even Mrs Khor wasn't THAT epic fail. Mrs Khor's case was more of a gradual one.
44 students not good enough? ADD HER ENTIRE ENGLISH CLASS. (Me included, unfortunately.) Said English class actually comprises of a mixture of students from a total of 4 classes, so yeah. And it's a fairly big class.
DORA LEE IS A BLOODY SACARSTIC BITCH. I shall proceed to do either one of the following by next week, I swear.
(1) Beg another English teacher to let me into their class. Dora Lee herself said that she wouldn't mind a smaller class. Quoth her, "I don't mind having even 10 students! In fact, having no students at all would be better!" What a teacher. (What a HAG.) ANY OTHER TEACHER WILL DO. Heck, even Katherine Chew, AKA 变态老师 has never seemed BETTER. And said teacher is a lesbian molester, once again, I kid ya not. Girls have been groped by her during my Sec 2 days with her as our Reading class teacher. Thankfully I haven't been... yeah. I would have literally bitten her.
I will get on my knees and BEG Katherine Chew to accept me into her class, if I have to.
(2) Get Mr Pah to sit on her. And, as Gina added when I told her of this Grand Plan of mine, Mr Lee Kin Meng. Each of them can sit on one end of her and squish her to death. I have no idea how much Mr Lee weighs, but Mr Pah himself said that he weighs 200++ pounds. Do the maths.
How this Grand Plan came about? During his introduction in the first E-History class, Mr Pah said that he doesn't condone anyone at all making any one of us at all feel put down. Put Dora Lee absolutely LOVES doing that to all of us, what's with the way she insults us (OPENLY) and then laughs as if she just told a wonderful joke. I REALLY KID YA NOT. Back to Mr Pah, he said that he would sit on anyone who does so. So yeah, I'm going to get him to sit on her.
I actually laugh my ass off just thinking about how this scene would look like. I'm laughing now. Laughing extremely hard. And choking. I think I just choked on my own saliva.
Some random stuff that happened regarding Dora Lee.
About Spring It Up! newspaper and old clothes collection:
Mabelline and Nazeha: *telling us details*
Dora Lee: *literally kept finding all kinds of STUPID ways to shoot them both down* "Newspapers? Caaaan. Everyone bring just one sheet of newspaper also can right? Also bring newspapers what. In fact, just one person can bring one sheet of paper. Then everyone can tear one small square off. And old clothes? Also caaaan. Everyone going to just one old sock right? The sock with all the holes in it. You tell them all to bring things, but I bet you nobody will bring, right? CONFIRM ONE." <--- This was said even BEFORE the collection started, and BTW our class ammassed this RIDICULOUSLY huge stack on the FIRST collection today. There're still TWO more collections.
Petrisson (class chairman): *comes up to help* "Wait, class, wait! Ms Lee says that we cannot do it, but we shall prove that we can! Tomorow onwards everyone bring one SECTION of newspaper! Any section also can! Life!, Classified, all can! Preferably the thinnest section! And for old clothes, Ms Lee says that we'll bring one sock, but we'll do BETTER! *dramatic pause* EVERYONE, BRING TWO SOCKS!" *grinning like it's his birthday*
Dora Lee: "Hmm, really. Set a target. 10 kg." (Did she just ask us to set a target, or did she just FORCE a target on us?!!!)
Petrisson: "No Ms Lee, we can do better! 10.1kg!"
I am utterly amazed that Petrisson didn't get into even the slightest bit of trouble for his antics, especially as the class chairman. *sweats* And I have never appreciated him so much in my ENTIRE LIFE. I suddenly feel so guilty I didn't actually vote for him. PETRISSON, STAY AS 404'11 CLASS CHAIRMAN! He is actually the best chairman I've ever had, both crack wise and serious-wise, despite all his loudness and everything.
During English class two days ago:
Dora Lee: "Look at your hands. What do you percieve those two hands of yours doing in the future? Writing a novel, maybe? Ya right, like that's ever going to happen. You're Band 1 students, but none of you can tell me what root verbs are when a Band 2 student can!"
Me: *thinking* "I percieve my hands strangling you in the near future."
DORA LEE. GO JUMP OFF MOUNT EVEREST.
Over and Out!
~Ai
W-WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN--?!!!
HAS ANYONE SEEN CIRCUS USAGI'S dA JOURNAL?!! IF YOU HAVEN'T, DO IT NOW. I GEASS YOU TO.
JAPAN.
I repeat.
JAPANNNNNN.
I AM HYPERVENTILATING.
I AM GOING TO DIE. *dies*
I HAVE MADE UP MY MIND.
IT WAS ORIGINALLY KINDA "I WANNA DO IT BUT NOO WAY THEY'RE GONNA ACCEPPPT" BUT. I. HAVE. DECIDED.
I AM GOING TO ROYALLY WORK MY ASS OFF AND GET INTO SQUARE ENIX WHEN I'M AN ADULT. I SWEAR THIS. SQUEENIX I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO MUCH.
GAME DESIGNER, PROGRAMMER, ANIMATOR, OR EVEN A FREAKING CLEANER, I'LL DO IT.
WATCH ME, JAPAN.
TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THIS ECLAIR IS MADE OF~~~~!!!!
WHO'S WITH ME! WE'LL SURVIVE ON ONE STRAND OF CUP NOODLE EVERYDAY!
Trust me, after you see Circus Usagi's journal, that daily strand of noodle will be WORTH IT.
On a more daily life note, I've gotten my O-Level Art Paper. DAMN.
I'm probably gonna do Architectural Contrast, so in my desperate bid to get ideas, I shall ask what I've been pestering everyone at school here as well.
WHEN YOU HEAR 'ARCHITECTURAL CONTRAST', WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?!
Wen Zhi gave me this WAITWTHWHOA ridiculously pro idea today, thanks~~
I swear he should have gone into art instead of english literature, but AH WHO AM I TO SAY. STILL, HIS IDEAS ARE GENIUS.
No harm getting more ideas anyways. My brain's a useless piece of dried sponge with no inspiration whatsoever. My works are the worst pieces of shit I have ever seen in my entire life in terms of creativity. And unique-ness. And epicness. JY Claire, you can do it if you try. SQUEENIX AWAITS.
SO SOMEONE ANYONE, GIMME IDEAS PLEASE. D: IT'S NOT CHEATING I SWEAR. IT'S DATA GATHERING. (Is that some kind of excuse to rid yourself of guilt...?) NO IT'S NOT I SWEAR. I MEAN, ANYONE READING THIS IS MOST LIKELY NOT TAKING 2011'S ART O-LEVEL PAPER. I'M NOT PLAGARIZING YOUR IDEAS!
On a more random note, CCA is FUN. MEDIA CLUB AVA, BANZAI. C'MON PEOPLES, BE MORE ENTHUUUU~! Am I like, the only person who actually LOVES AVA? Hope not, hmmm.
AND SORANO-SENSEI! I'M GOING TO BE AN ASSHOLE HERE AND DEMAND FOR A NEW MONOCHROME FACTOR CHAPTER. IT'S ALREADY JANUARY, TIME FOR A NEW CHAPTER!! WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO TO KOU?!!!! MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!! YOU'VE KEPT ME IN SUSPENSE FOR, WHAT, 5 CHAPTERS?!! KOUUU DDD: AND AKIRAAAAAAAAA DDDD: AND DID YOU JUST KILL OFF KENGO IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER. I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU. DDDDDDDD;
All my favourite guys are in such suspenseful situations HRRRRRGGGGH. The least Sorano-sensei can do is show me Adult!Shiki. Guy totally makes me screech rabidly, I swear. I'd thought that he would follow Kengo, Aya and Lulu after Aya literally (off-screen-edly) spanked his butt, but orz.
I've given up waiting for ChuangYi to translate Volume 4 (ChuangYi, ya little piece of shit.) (WHY HAVE YA BEEN SWEARING LIKE THAT SO MUCH RECENTLY--?! *sweat*) (They've been dropping mangas left, right, and centre and you expect me, as an Otaku, to take that lying down?!!) and so I caved in and bought the Tong Li versions of Volumes 4 and 5 on Tuesday.
I've never been so proud of being Chinese in my entire life. I CAN ACTUALLY READ AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING OOOOONNNNN I AM AWESOOOMMEEEEEE. ♥ The only thing I can't seem to read would be the character profiles on the inside cover, OTL. GINA, HELP ME (;_____;)
Hopefully Volume 8 (the latest Tong Li has released) covers the VS Adult!Shiki battle.
*looks up at post* Whoa, fangirly post. Well, is that anything unusual? (No, it's not.) (No, it's not. Ya kinda toned down during your previous posts, though.) Right. Okay, so let's end this off on a non-fangirly note. (EEEEHHH--?! WHY?!)
School is annoying, and Dora Lee is a BITCH. It's actually kind of awesome when a teacher manages to make an entire class of 44 students hate her like there's no tomorow WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR OF THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. Wait, I kid ya not. I'm not exaggerating. Even Mrs Khor wasn't THAT epic fail. Mrs Khor's case was more of a gradual one.
44 students not good enough? ADD HER ENTIRE ENGLISH CLASS. (Me included, unfortunately.) Said English class actually comprises of a mixture of students from a total of 4 classes, so yeah. And it's a fairly big class.
DORA LEE IS A BLOODY SACARSTIC BITCH. I shall proceed to do either one of the following by next week, I swear.
(1) Beg another English teacher to let me into their class. Dora Lee herself said that she wouldn't mind a smaller class. Quoth her, "I don't mind having even 10 students! In fact, having no students at all would be better!" What a teacher. (What a HAG.) ANY OTHER TEACHER WILL DO. Heck, even Katherine Chew, AKA 变态老师 has never seemed BETTER. And said teacher is a lesbian molester, once again, I kid ya not. Girls have been groped by her during my Sec 2 days with her as our Reading class teacher. Thankfully I haven't been... yeah. I would have literally bitten her.
I will get on my knees and BEG Katherine Chew to accept me into her class, if I have to.
(2) Get Mr Pah to sit on her. And, as Gina added when I told her of this Grand Plan of mine, Mr Lee Kin Meng. Each of them can sit on one end of her and squish her to death. I have no idea how much Mr Lee weighs, but Mr Pah himself said that he weighs 200++ pounds. Do the maths.
How this Grand Plan came about? During his introduction in the first E-History class, Mr Pah said that he doesn't condone anyone at all making any one of us at all feel put down. Put Dora Lee absolutely LOVES doing that to all of us, what's with the way she insults us (OPENLY) and then laughs as if she just told a wonderful joke. I REALLY KID YA NOT. Back to Mr Pah, he said that he would sit on anyone who does so. So yeah, I'm going to get him to sit on her.
I actually laugh my ass off just thinking about how this scene would look like. I'm laughing now. Laughing extremely hard. And choking. I think I just choked on my own saliva.
Some random stuff that happened regarding Dora Lee.
About Spring It Up! newspaper and old clothes collection:
Mabelline and Nazeha: *telling us details*
Dora Lee: *literally kept finding all kinds of STUPID ways to shoot them both down* "Newspapers? Caaaan. Everyone bring just one sheet of newspaper also can right? Also bring newspapers what. In fact, just one person can bring one sheet of paper. Then everyone can tear one small square off. And old clothes? Also caaaan. Everyone going to just one old sock right? The sock with all the holes in it. You tell them all to bring things, but I bet you nobody will bring, right? CONFIRM ONE." <--- This was said even BEFORE the collection started, and BTW our class ammassed this RIDICULOUSLY huge stack on the FIRST collection today. There're still TWO more collections.
Petrisson (class chairman): *comes up to help* "Wait, class, wait! Ms Lee says that we cannot do it, but we shall prove that we can! Tomorow onwards everyone bring one SECTION of newspaper! Any section also can! Life!, Classified, all can! Preferably the thinnest section! And for old clothes, Ms Lee says that we'll bring one sock, but we'll do BETTER! *dramatic pause* EVERYONE, BRING TWO SOCKS!" *grinning like it's his birthday*
Dora Lee: "Hmm, really. Set a target. 10 kg." (Did she just ask us to set a target, or did she just FORCE a target on us?!!!)
Petrisson: "No Ms Lee, we can do better! 10.1kg!"
I am utterly amazed that Petrisson didn't get into even the slightest bit of trouble for his antics, especially as the class chairman. *sweats* And I have never appreciated him so much in my ENTIRE LIFE. I suddenly feel so guilty I didn't actually vote for him. PETRISSON, STAY AS 404'11 CLASS CHAIRMAN! He is actually the best chairman I've ever had, both crack wise and serious-wise, despite all his loudness and everything.
During English class two days ago:
Dora Lee: "Look at your hands. What do you percieve those two hands of yours doing in the future? Writing a novel, maybe? Ya right, like that's ever going to happen. You're Band 1 students, but none of you can tell me what root verbs are when a Band 2 student can!"
Me: *thinking* "I percieve my hands strangling you in the near future."
DORA LEE. GO JUMP OFF MOUNT EVEREST.
Over and Out!
~Ai