[E-Mail] It's only for a week...I think...

[ahmgonniekillye]

To: arthurkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
From: kennethkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
Sent: 31st of March at 3.36pm BST
Subject: Temp Accommodation

Hey WankerArthur.

Listen, I've got a job interview in Liberty on the 4th of May. Since you live there, can I possibly crash at yours, even if it's on the sofa? I've got flight costs covered (as long as EasyJet really do land at that airport) so that's all I really need.

Please?

To: arthurkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
From: kennethkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
Sent: 3rd of April at 10.13am BST
Subject: RE:Temp Accommodation

WankerArthur

I know you got my last email you brat. It won't be long I'll be crashing. Couple of days...a week top.

How about I bring some Twinnings or marmalade? Or is there something else you miss from Britain?

I can't afford any of the hotel rooms in Liberty and I really need this job.

To: dewiainsworth-kirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
From: kennethkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
Sent: 6th of April at 11.56am BST
Subject: The wee wanker

Do you know if I've pissed the wee wanker off?

Actually, do you have a room you can spare for a week for roughly the first week of May?

To: arthurkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
From: kennethkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
Sent: 18th of April at 3.12pm BST
Subject: RE:Temp Accommodation

WILL YOU ANSWER MY FUCKING EMAIL!

To: arthurkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
From: kennethkirkland@lolocracy.co.uk
Sent: 24th of April at 12.49pm BST
Subject: Fuck It

My flight should arrive in Liberty on the 27th of April just after lunch time.

I am going to find out where you stay and I am going to stay there whether you fucking like it of don't Arthur.