useless and false trivia about me :)

[ahkren]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brenton!

1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Brenton and water.
2. Brenton cannot jump.
3. Brenton is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
4. Brenton can use only about ten percent of his brain.
5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Brenton!
6. The deepest part of Brenton is over 35,000 feet deep.
7. Over 2000 people have now climbed Brenton, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
8. Pacman was originally called Brentonman.
9. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Brenton'!
10. If you break Brenton, you will get seven years of bad luck.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brenton Kallis-Whitney!

1. Brenton Kallis-Whitney was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Brenton Kallis-Whitney.
3. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Brenton Kallis-Whitney as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
4. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Brenton Kallis-Whitney in a day.
5. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Brenton Kallis-Whitney, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
6. Brenton Kallis-Whitney became extinct in England in 1486!
7. Brenton Kallis-Whitney can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
8. Brenton Kallis-Whitney has a bifurcated penis.
9. Reindeer like to eat Brenton Kallis-Whitney!
10. Brenton Kallis-Whitney is the world's smallest mammal.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ahkren!

1. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Ahkren can not.
2. The international dialling code for Ahkren is 672!
3. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Ahkren!
4. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Ahkren!
5. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Ahkren.
6. Ahkren can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
7. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Ahkren with his left foot.
8. A thimbleful of Ahkren would weigh over 100 million tons.
9. If you toss Ahkren 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
10. Ahkren never said 'Play it again, Sam'.