Derby d'Italia 1 - 1 aka CHIELLINI LEMME HAVE YO BABIES
**Caution Inter fans....this is pure Juventina POV be warned!**
The build up to this game was too much for my heart to handle. I came into this game just praying we don't get slaughtered by Inter. This was one of those game where you lived on the edge of your seat and, thanks to our offside trap we prevented ourselves from getting scored on for the first 40 minutes and then Legro just had to mess up! Giving Inter the opportunity to score. The game went downhill from there for us, but then Camo our best sub** brought the "music" in his feet to the game and had a near goal within seconds and later scored!! A draw was a fair result although I was hoping we could win this game because Juventus really put their heart into this match and well Inter really didn't bring their best to this game especially Ibra who was too busy being Chiellini's bitch. Without delay...match photos XD
** Of course Iaquinta is the best sub because by his presence alone a game is automatically 100x better.
The game began 15 minutes late because Inter's bus got stuck in traffic which just added to the build up of the game. So the photographers decided to have fun with it and take cute pictures of the balls....
The game started out with fun and game, but it definitely did not end that way.
During warm-ups Julio did his best wink which really didn't do him well he just ended up looking hmmmmm...how should i say it ...slow...but what do you expect from an Inter player....he is no Buffon.
Del Piero began the match by laughing it up with Zlatan
Thats about the only laughing that was shared on the field.
DP trying to remind us of little Tobias his attempt at a Totti celebration minus the goal
Nocerino started the game in true 'Gattuso' fashion by getting a yellow by the 9th minute
Noce was effective as usual stopping balls in midfield but he really needs to work on his passing along with the rest of our midfield.
Since our midfield was "great" at getting the ball to Trez he found other ways to keep himself busy
Trez : damn fly again!
Nedved decided that he was the best player on the field and gave no service to anyone and decided to shoot all the balls into the stands to pass time. Well...he did do one thing and taht was take care of Figo because well he couldn't outplay him so what else is a guy to do?!
Chiellini I'll get to him later
*swoons*
Buffon did a lot of this
and this
Nice ass Great save!
he was looking a bit rough for this game
But that couldn't last forever. Leave it up to what me and Tyra call "5 finger forehead" Legro to mess up the offside trap and Cruz put it in the net : (
he should really consider bangs...
So Juve was down 1 thanks to Legro and co. (of course Chiellini had NOTHING to do with that)
Half time came and Inter was owning it in the second half but, then Camo brought his magic onto the field
WIthin seconds the game was going our way and we had one of our best shots on goals thanks to Camo! the one thing that would have made Camo's goal better would have been if Iaquinta scored it and he channeled his Livorno goal and ripped his shirt off for the ladies!
The next thing you know came the "We just won the Scudetto" celebrations (if you go with what Inter fans are saying)
oh hai my bebies Iaquinta and Noce!
Enough of the Camo...
Buffon celebrating alone : (
After the goal was scored Juventus was in sheer ecstasy and no one really knew who scored and was hugging everyone in sight but Chiellini had one man in mind
Chiellini: Hands off me Legro I only have timez for my man!
*My fave OTP*
Ummmm...Del Piero is there anything under that coat??
Of course Noce was showing his softer side and ran to the sidelines and laid big fat kiss on Del Pieros cheek because he had to get himself some of the flasher
Biggest AWWWW! Moment
Of course after the goal Inter and Juve were battling out and the heat was definitely up
First Iaquinta and Zanetti (inters of course) got into a scuffle bringing out the super sexy aggro side of Iaquinta
He supposedly told Zanetti to go fuck himself....according to the fanboys *since they all lip read*
*fans self*
Even Camo was spreading the love.............
at least I thought he was but then the commentator informed us that was NOT love!
Chiellini played this game in full aggro mode
Chiellini and Zlatan were constantly in each others grill and Chiellini thought he would do what everyone at the Olimpico wanted to do and that was elbow/punch Zlatan
Zlatan couldn't take Chiellini's heat
Leaving Zlatan thinking one thing
Zlatan: "Chiellini is sooooooooooooo mean!!"
Chiellini then gave Zlatan the stare *is dead*
Leaving the commentator to fangirl Chiellini and called him a "Italian Stallion"
Once the game ended Zlatan decided to take a cheap shot and congratulate Chiellini on the "good" game
BUT tried to bitch slap him thanks to the other Inter players Zlatan didn't get what was coming to him from the Italian Stallion!
Palladino was MOTM of course because he brought all teh pretty to the field
*squees* finally someone recognized teh pretty that is Palladino and made him MOTM
The game ended with a draw
....which was a fair result BUT
The game left all us Juventinas thinking one thing: CHIELLINI LEMME HAVE YO BABIES!!!
Oh and for anyone who cares to see teh bad boyness that is Nocerino in action I posted a press conference of him after the Livorno game. I have been scouring the depths of the internet to find a video of him talking and i FINALLY DID!
Click to viewNocerino definitely has the bad boy vibe.