Champions League Group Draw
(It is accomplished.)
Napoli were drawn into Group A with Mario and Mancio and Citeh, Beppe and Villarreal, and Bayern Munich; Inter are in Group B with CSKA Moscow (which means we get to see Honda, hurrah!), Lille, who won L1 last season, and Trabzonspor, who came in as last minute replacements when Fenerbahçe were banned. Milan, meanwhile, are in Group H, with Zlatan's old friends Barca, BATE Borisov, and CL debutant Viktoria Plzen. If nothing else, that group has by far the coolest names.
The first matchday is September 13-14, and the matches will go ahead even if Serie A are striking and everyone is still all kinds of rusty. Awesome.