...Oh dear. Come on, it's not all that bad! You're accumulating a critical mass of Swiss; where there's two, more will surely follow. Besides, ADP might teach Licht to stop moaning.
The advertising campaign of greatness will have to wait. We had a storm and have been without power since Sunday. I'm working on battery power and Starbucks wifi here. Oh. And also Starbucks coffee, which isn't good enough but which will have to do.
D: All bad news today! Hope they get that sorted soon... Wait, isn't it so hot in America you have air conditioning? Which runs on electricity? /o\ Life is just not fair.
BREAKING NEWS: Mimmo follows Sasa to RussiaNotorious hedgehog criminal Mimmo has found that crime just isn't the same without his trusty rabbit sidekick! In a move that has shocked absolutely no one, scourge of the Genoa countryside Dominico Cristico (aka Mimmo; Prandelli's Nemesis; That One What Did It, No, That One) has followed his former sidekick, rabbit Salvatore Bocchetti (aka Sasa; The Half-Naked One; That Sex-Obsessed Nutter), to Russia. In the year since Sasa's departure, Mimmo has found that crime just isn't as fun any more, as the Genoa-based crime syndicate Mimmo works for found itself unable to climb higher than tenth in the rankings of Italian countryside crime. "It's just so hard being the only half-naked pyromaniac in Liguria," the spiky one said, before running as fast as his little paws could carry him to St. Petersburg. "I figure the best way to get my criminal mojo back is to rejoin Sasa, take off all our clothes, and start stealing pensions from little old ladies like we did back when times were good." Female
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*Weeps with laughter* You are a genius, Angua. I love it. (D'you think hedgehogs prefer nice cold winters? There's Jorgy in Denmark, Mimmo in Russia...) As we were discussing in the last post, Sasa and Mimmo seem to think Kazan and St Petersburg are slightly closer together than they actually are.
As we were discussing in the last post, Sasa and Mimmo seem to think Kazan and St Petersburg are slightly closer together than they actually are.
*sigh* I know, right? I can totally imagine what happened:
Mimmo: Genoa was 10th and no CL and Prandelli isn't going to call me up any more and our coach smells bad and my basil died! Sasa: You should come join me! They pay you lots more and you have a better shot at Europe! Mimmo: Ok! That's sounds like a great idea! *various transfer dealings ensue* Mimmo: Hey, Sasa, the transfer went through! I'm going to Zenit St Petersburg! Sasa: YOU'RE GOING WHERE. Mimmo: Russia! To join you! Sasa: DO YOU KNOW WHERE ST PETERSBURG IS? Mimmo: In Russia! Sasa: I PLAY FOR RUBEN KAZAN. Mimmo: ...Right? Sasa: KAZAN IS FARTHER AWAY FROM ST PETERSBURG THAN GENOA. Mimmo: We're... not going to be able to commit minor felonies together carry out our clandestine love affair in a one-bedroom unheated flat in St Petersburg's historical ghetto, shivering together under the covers during the brutal winters while
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*Thinks* Won't the basil love it in the summer?... Oh, no, maritime climate. Whoops. Sorry, Mimmo. *Gets lost in thought looking at the map* I love how Sasa's in Tatarstan; I bet he gets people thinking he's from the area all the time, cos of how his face looks. (Oh, and Kazan and St P do seem to be slightly closer together than Kazan and Genova.)
*looks through bylaws and clears throat* No one will be all over Mimmo presentation because he's being presented IN RUSSIA. FOR A RUSSIAN PREMIERE LEAGUE TEAM. *dramatically slams bylaws shut and makes other papers flutter off the desk*
Ahem.
I'll have you know that I took that damn calendar all the way to New York with me, got it there without any damage at all, then realized this computer has no idea how to talk to the good scanner, and that I've no longer got the software. Then I banged my head against the wall for a little while, and brought it back to square one here.
*Safeguards the remaining fun before you can destroy it* Someone will still post a couple of pictures because Angua will kill us otherwise. Also, I seem to recall you appended a certain picture of Sasa's hipbones to an Inter post, so don't go talking to me about relevance. Ha!
Noes! Poor, poor you. Look, you could just post some crap scans, you know. At this point nobody will complain that the colours look shit. (Needless to say, I'm going to buy my own Napoli calendar this year, especially if Inler goes there.)
PS Thank god you didn't post that picture of foetus!Gila cuddling Mancini when Megan was around. Can you imagine? *Shudders*
WHEN HE PLAYED IN ITALY. FOR AN ITALIAN CLUB! *locks the fun up in a box and shoves it under the bed* Angua has the internet, and she has google and her own LJ, I'm entirely sure she can find pictures, or has friends who can share them with her. :p
God, but they're so ugly! Fine, I'll go try it again, and see if I can figure out how to stitch images together with this one. Blergh.
I hid the fun in my Chivu folder. ¦D Good luck pawing through the 80 pictures called "funny face" and the 70 called "thighs"! I shall squeeze in Mimmo!pics at the end of Dzemaili's presentation, and you'll be in too much of a cooma* to notice.
*Eyes the Augean stables gingerly* D'you want me to explain to you how imaging programs work?
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I'm not ready for this yet. Not by a long shot.
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Look, Inler thinks he's good enough to glomp:
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The advertising campaign of greatness will have to wait. We had a storm and have been without power since Sunday. I'm working on battery power and Starbucks wifi here. Oh. And also Starbucks coffee, which isn't good enough but which will have to do.
I hate hot weather.
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*sigh* I know, right? I can totally imagine what happened:
Mimmo: Genoa was 10th and no CL and Prandelli isn't going to call me up any more and our coach smells bad and my basil died!
Sasa: You should come join me! They pay you lots more and you have a better shot at Europe!
Mimmo: Ok! That's sounds like a great idea!
*various transfer dealings ensue*
Mimmo: Hey, Sasa, the transfer went through! I'm going to Zenit St Petersburg!
Sasa: YOU'RE GOING WHERE.
Mimmo: Russia! To join you!
Sasa: DO YOU KNOW WHERE ST PETERSBURG IS?
Mimmo: In Russia!
Sasa: I PLAY FOR RUBEN KAZAN.
Mimmo: ...Right?
Sasa: KAZAN IS FARTHER AWAY FROM ST PETERSBURG THAN GENOA.
Mimmo: We're... not going to be able to commit minor felonies together carry out our clandestine love affair in a one-bedroom unheated flat in St Petersburg's historical ghetto, shivering together under the covers during the brutal winters while ( ... )
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Ahem.
I'll have you know that I took that damn calendar all the way to New York with me, got it there without any damage at all, then realized this computer has no idea how to talk to the good scanner, and that I've no longer got the software. Then I banged my head against the wall for a little while, and brought it back to square one here.
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Noes! Poor, poor you. Look, you could just post some crap scans, you know. At this point nobody will complain that the colours look shit. (Needless to say, I'm going to buy my own Napoli calendar this year, especially if Inler goes there.)
PS Thank god you didn't post that picture of foetus!Gila cuddling Mancini when Megan was around. Can you imagine? *Shudders*
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God, but they're so ugly! Fine, I'll go try it again, and see if I can figure out how to stitch images together with this one. Blergh.
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*Eyes the Augean stables gingerly* D'you want me to explain to you how imaging programs work?
*Coma brought on by cooing.
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