Swiss Alert
MARCH AT TWO YELLOW CARDS WILL BE SWISS APPRECIATION MONTH.
People of ASA, you may not admit it, but I know you have a yearning for beautiful twin Muslims, unhinged stalkers who shower in the pants and people called Feltscher with alarmingly incestuous tattoos! Accordingly, you must visit twoyellowcards this month for a small Swisstravaganza, hosted by me and bustedflush*. I look forward to seeing you there.
*I haven’t actually told her yet, but I’m assuming she’ll be easy enough to manipulate, because I only have to say something inaccurate about Dzemaili’s time at Toro and she’ll come storming in to correct me.