TOTTI WINS GOLDEN FOOT AWARD
Yesterday, Francesco Totti was awarded the Athlete's Foot Award Golden Foot accolade, beating Raul for the prestigious prize as voted by fans. Past recipients of the Golden Foot include Roberto Baggio and more recently, Alessandro Del Piero.
"YOU GUISE, THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD NEXT TO MY GOLDEN BOOT! My collection of precious foot paraphernalia is finally complete!"
This is sort of the Senior Citizen's version of the Golden Ball, as one would have to be at least 29 years old of age to be in the running.
"Like my foot even fits in here? Y'all know what they say about big-footed men..."
"This would make a nice candy tray. Perfect for my foot-shaped lollipops."
Fra receiving the podiatric award from Prince Albert of Monaco:
Fra: So your name is Prince Albert, huh? Does that mean you wear jewellery around your... equipment?
Prince Albert: I don't pierce and tell.
Rented tux
Apparently, we're back in the paleolithic age-- back when paper (and shoes) haven't been invented.
Fra signing the mould of his foot. It's customary for Golden Foot winners to leave an imprint of their feet on some sort of Walk of Fame in Monaco, where the awards are held annually.
"How come this weighing scale won't tell me my weight!?"
"Is this Japan? Bring me back my shoes!"
Past recipients like Dunga, Beckenbauer were in attendance as well:
"Yo, we're only here for the buffet."
"I'm only here for the Monte Carlo casino. You play Texas Hold 'Em?"
"Totti does."
This SUV isn't banged up. (IDK what happened to Fra's ride in Rome, I just saw pics of his windshield duct-taped to death. :\)
You'd think someone who runs his own clothing line would have a decent pair of jeans without rips on them.
You know how I know Fra designed this shirt? He spelled "beach" wrong.
"I DIDN'T SPELL 'BEACH' WRONG. IT'S TEXT SPEAK! I'm cool, ok? I'm down with the teens!"
Congrats, Checco! Just another golden hardware to add to your World Cup medal and Golden Boot award <3
Meanwhile, onto Roma's other Captain, Il Capitan Futuro:-
Daniele De Rossi missed yesterday's Azzurri training due to injury, and instead spent his time wining-and-dining some chick in Genoa:
I didn't get her name, so IDK who this is. Whatever happened to that blond actress he was seeing?
Oh no he didn't just give you The Cheek Look-away! Now, that's cold.
I'm telling Philou.
Smitten Le Beard is working its "charm."
"YOU GUISE, THIS WOULD LOOK SO GOOD NEXT TO MY GOLDEN BOOT! My collection of precious foot paraphernalia is finally complete!"
This is sort of the Senior Citizen's version of the Golden Ball, as one would have to be at least 29 years old of age to be in the running.
"Like my foot even fits in here? Y'all know what they say about big-footed men..."
"This would make a nice candy tray. Perfect for my foot-shaped lollipops."
Fra receiving the podiatric award from Prince Albert of Monaco:
Fra: So your name is Prince Albert, huh? Does that mean you wear jewellery around your... equipment?
Prince Albert: I don't pierce and tell.
Rented tux
Apparently, we're back in the paleolithic age-- back when paper (and shoes) haven't been invented.
Fra signing the mould of his foot. It's customary for Golden Foot winners to leave an imprint of their feet on some sort of Walk of Fame in Monaco, where the awards are held annually.
"How come this weighing scale won't tell me my weight!?"
"Is this Japan? Bring me back my shoes!"
Past recipients like Dunga, Beckenbauer were in attendance as well:
"Yo, we're only here for the buffet."
"I'm only here for the Monte Carlo casino. You play Texas Hold 'Em?"
"Totti does."
This SUV isn't banged up. (IDK what happened to Fra's ride in Rome, I just saw pics of his windshield duct-taped to death. :\)
You'd think someone who runs his own clothing line would have a decent pair of jeans without rips on them.
You know how I know Fra designed this shirt? He spelled "beach" wrong.
"I DIDN'T SPELL 'BEACH' WRONG. IT'S TEXT SPEAK! I'm cool, ok? I'm down with the teens!"
Congrats, Checco! Just another golden hardware to add to your World Cup medal and Golden Boot award <3
Meanwhile, onto Roma's other Captain, Il Capitan Futuro:-
Daniele De Rossi missed yesterday's Azzurri training due to injury, and instead spent his time wining-and-dining some chick in Genoa:
I didn't get her name, so IDK who this is. Whatever happened to that blond actress he was seeing?
Oh no he didn't just give you The Cheek Look-away! Now, that's cold.
I'm telling Philou.
Smitten Le Beard is working its "charm."