Hail Caesar! I mean, Cesare.
Azzurri training pics from today:
Cesare would like to direct them HATERS to the left, kthx.
Never stand next to Mario. You're gonna end up looking incredibly plain.
Who knew the uniform could look this fly? Murse and all.
The newbs are all smiles.
Justin Timberlake is in this squad? NVM, it's just Bonucci. Carry on.
Posting this for Marchisio's sweaty neck.
PS. Who is that with the inked nape? Philippe Mexes called, he wants his neck star tats back.
Cheetos: Haha I farted.
Mario: Haha WE KNOW.
(Quags did it, too. His face is all kinds of guilty.)
The most difficult Yoga pose you ever saw:
(Really though, it's the ONLY Yoga position Cheetos can manage.)
"So essited, and I just can't hide it!"
Mario giving a lesson in COLLAR-POPPING 101.
Mario: Bitches, this is how it's done.
Cheetos: Um, there's no collar though.
Mario: I can make collar-less shirts pop. That's how fly I am.
Oh hai John Cusack in the background.
Boy, pull yo' pants up.
So many UFOs - Unidentified Footballing Obscurities. (Nametags on the newbs plz)
Claudio Marchisio getting his fly on. So to speak.
Marcolino Motta and his cheekbones of perfection
Simone Pepper and his sizzling convict appeal (O God, I'm becoming a Juventina)
...
~Monterossi~
Cheetos: Guys, why are we doing arts and crafts?
Mario: Clearly, you haven't held a YOGA MAT before, Cassano.
Cheetos: You mean this isn't a Bristol board? I thought we were gonna make greeting cards for Pazzini.
Borri: And I thought I was dim.
Got more pics? Comment and share, per favore &hearts!
Cesare would like to direct them HATERS to the left, kthx.
Never stand next to Mario. You're gonna end up looking incredibly plain.
Who knew the uniform could look this fly? Murse and all.
The newbs are all smiles.
Justin Timberlake is in this squad? NVM, it's just Bonucci. Carry on.
Posting this for Marchisio's sweaty neck.
PS. Who is that with the inked nape? Philippe Mexes called, he wants his neck star tats back.
Cheetos: Haha I farted.
Mario: Haha WE KNOW.
(Quags did it, too. His face is all kinds of guilty.)
The most difficult Yoga pose you ever saw:
(Really though, it's the ONLY Yoga position Cheetos can manage.)
"So essited, and I just can't hide it!"
Mario giving a lesson in COLLAR-POPPING 101.
Mario: Bitches, this is how it's done.
Cheetos: Um, there's no collar though.
Mario: I can make collar-less shirts pop. That's how fly I am.
Oh hai John Cusack in the background.
Boy, pull yo' pants up.
So many UFOs - Unidentified Footballing Obscurities. (Nametags on the newbs plz)
Claudio Marchisio getting his fly on. So to speak.
Marcolino Motta and his cheekbones of perfection
Simone Pepper and his sizzling convict appeal (O God, I'm becoming a Juventina)
...
~Monterossi~
Cheetos: Guys, why are we doing arts and crafts?
Mario: Clearly, you haven't held a YOGA MAT before, Cassano.
Cheetos: You mean this isn't a Bristol board? I thought we were gonna make greeting cards for Pazzini.
Borri: And I thought I was dim.
Got more pics? Comment and share, per favore &hearts!