Well. That's Canna Off, Then.
("Heee. Dubai.")
Remember how Canna was complaining last week about being the only unemployed captain of a World Cup team? Well, he's unemployed no more! Now he's (far as I can figure) the only captain of a World Cup team who plays his football for a club in Dubai: He's confirmed on his official website that he's signed a two-year contract with Al Ahli. What, you're surprised? Don't be -- forget going back to Napoli to play with his little bro, it's always been his dream to move to Dubai, ok?