Palermo: Oh the Stench of Defeat
Yes, Miccolito we feel the same way!
So Palermo, this weekend, played Catania in the Sicilian Derby. No fires, flares, or tear gas bombs were thrown so it ended well, except it didn't if your a Palermitano(a). The boys looked like it was the first time they played together. No one had any idea what was going on, except for mah Bb!Sal (who at one point saved a shot on goal, got up and started waving his hands in the air angrily that they left him alone again). Sometime after the first half we got our sh*t together, but it was too late. We lost the Sicilian Derby...2-0.
Catania 2 - 0 Palermo [Highlights|Sky Pagelle]
Goal Scorer: 13'pt, 32' pt Maxi Lopez
Catania: Andujar, Alvarez, Silvestre, Terlizzi (43' st Spolli), Capuano, Izco, Biagianti, Ricchiuti (26' st Sciacca), Martinez (34' pt Ledesma), Lopez, Mascara
Palermo:: Sirigu, Cassani, Kjaer, Goian, Balzaretti, Migliaccio, Liverani (16' st Bertolo), Nocerino, Pastore (43' st Budan), Cavani, Miccoli (25' st Hernandez)
And now in no particular order the failure:
We were outplayed all over the pitch, even though mah bb in goal did his best.
Stupid Liverani gave the ball away like 20,000 odd times.
Goian next time try harder, kthnxbai!
*glares at it 4.0* I'm horribly biased.
*Shudders* This man gives me nightmares
*Cries in the corner*
Yes, you ALL fail! (Except for mah Bb!Sal)
HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME, SHORT ONE!
Nothing came of any of our chances, I don't even think we had a legit shot on goal.
Hey Federico,
Please take care of that situation on your head.
Love, Me.
If I were Rossi, I would send them all to watch the Primavera to see how it's REALLY done.
Oh noooo I'm not bitter or anything; just that now I can't attend a school in Catania because I have to have their shame hanging over my head! (Yes, I'm blaming them and not my parents)
Hey Matías Silvestre,
Marco Borriello called and he wants his expression back.
Love,
Me
(Note to self: buy more stamps)
Javi PastAore was a complete and utter hot mess. All his passes were just a tad off :(
There are not nearly enough pics of mah Bb!Sal. It's a complete and utter travesty!
His wife should be fired for letting him look like that.
Maxi, just so you know...I abhor you.
The look of pure agony on mah Bb!Sal's face is heart breaking! *hugs him tight*
*hugs him just a little tighter*
At least he tried, unlike some.
My uncle (a juventino) is like wahhh I want him a Juve. I'm like OVER MY DEAD BODY OLD MAN!
Caro Ciro,
Sei inutile! Sei stupido, e non posso credere che cera una volta che io amava te. Un vero uomo non fa cosi contro una ex-squadra! Ora vedo che uomo sei e capisco che tipo sei. Grazie per il tre anni ma la porta adesso e chiuso.
A presto,
Io
(If any of you want to know what that says, let me know...but it doesn't take a lot to figure out it's not good. *g*)
Yes Federico I felt the same way...thanks.
Miccolito: Our fail was this big.
Me: No Miccolito, it was a lot bigger than that.
This post was brought to you by mah omg bb!sal when he was a bb:
