Milan Spam: All aboard the awesome train

Jan 14, 2010 02:11

This is a collaboration between blackorchid and myself, so enjoy!


AC Milan 5 - 2 Genoa CFC

Ronaldinho 32' Thiago Silva 38'                   Sculli 25' Suazo 79'
Borriello 48' 61' Huntelaar 74'


This picture freaks me out on so many different levels!

Match Report | Highlights Tiziano Style | Postmatch interviews





So it was "his" first game with us.



It must have been a christmas miracle because I barely even noticed he was there!



Seriously...I was like Beckham's playing?! GET OUT! LOL.



This pleased David's number one fanboy, aka my dad, because he didn't have to hear me gripe about him the whole match.









If you are wondering what's with all the Beckham pics at the start of this post...I'm getting him out of the way now *g*



I think this is the last Beckham picture.






Leo started fearing that it would be one of "those" games again when Genoa took the lead.



*hugs him* Stupid Milan making him all fretty.



"Stop with the sucking please!"



*rolls eyes* I'm screwed if he wins us the CL and Scudetto...because I made a pact with my dad that if that happens I'm getting his name tattooed across my heart. Knowing my luck we'll end up winning both of them and he'll score in the CL Final.



*Shudders* That poor guy having to touch him.



Meh...first this and then when we played Juve he actually changed his shorts on the pitch...this guy loves to be nekkid doesn't he?



Ronaldinho's been playing pretty well as of late...frustrating as always...but he's getting better. Even though he messed up a penalty. *grumbles*






Ambrosini, if I remember correctly, won us two of three penalties that day.



When the ref is handing out PKS like they are going out of style, it's hard to decipher which picture is from which PK.



Luckily Ronaldinho scored the second PK or else he would be in my black book...and you don't want to be there. That's where Beckham is and will remain.



Judging by the look on his face this is the PK he messed up.



I can't tell if that's a grimace or a smile. Can you?



You know how there is the saying that's a face only a mother could love? That saying was made for him.



So there were celebrations.









A few minutes after 'dinho scored Mah Thiago!BB scored one. Man was it an odd goal, it was like it didn't want to go in.












LOVE!!! <333









Is that Genoese trying to join in? lol






Marky B bagged a brace...



...and he was so happy he took his shirt off. To bad it's not hot out. *g*















Seriously...I think the number 11 is cursed. (No offense KJ) But this boy is ON FIRE since he changed his number!!



I mean two goals in one game is amazing...but duplicating a scissor kick (He scored the same way against Parma) has to mean something. *g*



It was a beautiful goal.






KJ even got to score his first goal at the San Siro!












Abate didn't want to share the pretty dutch boy with Ambro.



Seriously Ambro, why so grabby?



KJ and Chippy shared a moment.



After the match there was hugs all around.






These two pictures made having to go through all the Beckham crap worth it.



*iz dead*



This post was brought to you by Mah lovely Ignazio Abate and his gorgeous hair.



(If anybody knows where I can find this particular picture un-watermarked I'd love you forever.


Juventus 0 - 3 Milan

.......................................................................... Nesta 29' | Ronaldinho 72' 88'


The last time Milan won at Torino, they also won the scudetto. Just saying. Fans can dream, right?
 Highlights | pagelle | post-game declarations

Juventus: Manninger; Grygera, Cannavaro, Chiellini, Grosso; Salihamidzic (Del Piero 60), Felipe Melo, Poulsen (De Ceglie 63), Marchisio; Diego; Amauri
Milan: Dida; Abate, Nesta, Thiago Silva, Antonini; Gattuso (Flamini 65), Pirlo, Ambrosini; Beckham, Borriello (Huntelaar 85), Ronaldinho




Life is not easy for Ciro, his job was already at stake before the game and now rumor has it Guus Hidink is already packing his bags.



All this reminded Leo of the dark days he went through not so long ago.



Still traumatized.



But all's not lost for Ciro, he still has his modelling career, and those amazing Danone tv-spots.



And look who was there, everybody's favorite GIGI . ♥
nice jacket btw.

Time for goals now.


Despite this misleading picture, it was Sandro who scored the first goal,











his third goal of the season, that's his personal record!






(Notice Cannavaro's facepalm in the background.mwahaha)



aaaww so presh.






The boy sure has nice celebration skills for a defender.



Tongue flashing.



Thigh flashing.
Niiice.






yo Dinho, we know you lost weight but Sandro's back is kinda fragile, stop it!



Mastering the stupid face. The three of them.





Dorky Sandro is almost as hilarious as bitchy Sandro.



Seriously Ignazio, what's up with your face?



Sandro's bff is on the way.
 

um no. not Becks.



Andrea!







I say AGAIN!





They all tried to catch him,



especially Becks,





who really,


really insisted,





but there was only one person Dinho felt like throwing himself at.



IL MISTER!!






Then Becks finally got a hug,


and Thiago too,


and also Sandro,


and Diego? No, thank you.






Speaking of him, let's be honnest, before our goal parade, Juve had a few chances and put a crazy pressure.






But hey, we've got some pretty kick-ass defenders, don't we?






Ooh apparenlty Pirlo isn't the only one who hides his weird ears behind his long hair.














Juve's players were really, really, tough, especially Sali..hamada...that guy.



Dinho didn't push him, Karma did.



I'm worried for that boy, someone please give him a sandwich!



Usually, Ringhio is the toughest guy on the pitch, but next to these guys he's almost a puppy!








Even Chiellini was a sweetheart compared to Felipe Melo or Saliha..you know...


Looking smart.




Give them a broom and it's Quidditch!












On this one, Dinho looks like a dying girafe who lost one leg, but who cares? Hellooo Marco!






um Hello Beckham, aren't you supposed to be a model or something?!









lol @ Beckham's aggro face. Angry rodent face, much?






If I remember correctly the ref decided Ambro fouled Canna. um sure.


oh god that hair....



oh oh oh how inaprropriate.
This is neither the time nor the place boys!






Before encountering Chiellini.




After.



Oh Andrea & Poulsen finally playing football.





Marco's super smart look.


He didn't score but he still did very well considering how Juve's defense marked him.



Love love love his new hairdo. It looks ten times better on him than on Becks.








Oh Hello Canna's crotch.





One last hug and he was subbed for


Huntelaar. (My bb pippo stayed on the bench. again...)


Juve fans lighted several fires to show their anger.


That was my reaction too.

Here go the usual billion pics of Becks.





Photogs absolutely love him.





Not that he did anything amazing.


Just a bunch of weird faces :








and of course a STRIP-TEASE!!!



A


STRIP


TEASE!!!!!


Dinho loved the show.





& so did Uncle Fester!



"ew. In your dreams old man."



*hides*



"What just happened? I don't even..."





Third goal Ladies & Gentlemen!!












Move Becks, Thiago wants a piece of Dinho too.



Like we needed another crazy old man...



Comforting the enemy.



U mad?



um thanks but Ringhio isn't into intense staring but rather,


ROARING!!!!



Strip-Tease part two.



Notice how Hunty driscreetly eyed Becks.



"yay take my picture, I never get enough!"



oooh ICU fangirling Nesta !



Antonini got lucky.



The old men exchanged their shirts.




I still don't get why anyone would tattoo the name of their son right above their ass...





VICTORY!!!!!


Dinho tried to pull a Beckham, but hey the boy's brazilian, he'd just freeze if he did!





aaww that was so cute, and the way Leo was looking at them, so proud of his boys! ♥







Celebrating with the fans. ♥

team: genoa, 'ronaldinho', 'abate', 'borriello', 'thiago', 'marchisio', 'nesta', 'gattuso', team: milan, 'antonini', team: juventus, 'huntelaar', 'beckham', 'ambrosini', 'pirlo'

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