Another Poor Juve Boy Turns to Modeling to Eat
(How YOU doin'?)
Now that he's back in Italy, Canna's working hard to make up for lost time. He modeled for Harmont & Blaine (That's a major appliance, that's not a name!) in 2006, and apparently loves that wiener dog logo so much that he couldn't stay away. Plus, as lilianna76 pointed out in the comments on the Camo/Gigi modeling post, Juve must not be paying very well this season, because everyone and their brother are running out and getting second jobs to put food on the table.
Canna: *beams and hopes that distracts everyone from the fact that he's wearing a turtle shell as a coat*
This must be Mr. Harmont & Blaine.
Ah, that's better -- gotta show off that wiener dog logo.
Canna: "Are you kidding? I LOVE wiener dogs!"
Canna: *gazes admiringly at a room full of loyal, wiener dog fans (who, sadly, will remain off-camera)*
Canna: "Wut? You doubt my love of the wiener dog?"
Canna: *spends the next hour seriously discussing his commitment to wiener dog motion*
(Notice how the people who actually run the company aren't wearing wiener dogs. NOT a good sign.)
Alright, that's it: Time to bring all of Italy under the wiener dog fashion umbrella.
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BRING IT, CIRO.
I don't know how well he sells the clothes, but I bet all the celeb modeling agencies would kill to have that grin on their books.
Oh my god, that furry collar.
That sweater with the shit on it is AMAZING. I hope he gives one of those to every one if his teammates for Christmas. And makes them wear it.
Collars! So many collars!
Even wiener dog-wearers are traditional enough to carry an extra garment just to put it over their shoulders. Good to know.
Do you think that font is supposed to recall A&F's? Is this an upscale attempt to steal their footballer mojo? Good luck with that, wiener dogs.
[On the off-chance anyone's waiting for the Azzurrini spam of fail, since there aren't many pictures, I think I'm going to wait until after they play Luxembourg, and do one for both matches.]