Ballers on Vacay (x80)
THIS IS A MEGA-MAXIMUS SUMMERLICIOUS PICSPAM, BTCHZ.
I'ma take you to Porto Cervo, Forte dei Marmi, Tahiti, Sardegna & Capri.
Then back to Rome just because.
We'll kick off with Luca at Porto Cervo
'Sup hip cleavage
Yachting with La Cecchetto
Showing off his ~*junk in da trunk*~
Trying to rock the "wet look"
Luca: Come on, hose my ass.
Lazy afternoons
Onto Forte dei Marmi where Pippo went sunbathing...
... with galpal Alessia Ventura (no relation to Ace Ventura, Pet Detective):
Trying to get a tan on his face?
Pippo: You know, I rented us a nice private villa. Just the two of us, whaddya say?
Chick: *plays with pup*
Pippo: I don't think you heard me. Private villa. You and me. Let's go.
Chick: *still playing with pup*
Chick: Isn't he cute, my pup?
Pippo: Yeah yeah yeah, it's cute. Now let's go up to our suite, please!
Chick: Fine. Let's go.
Chick: You better order room service after. You'll need it.
Pippo: Yay yay yay, Pippo's gonna score to-night. *does happy dance*
Pippo having hunger pangs:
Pippo: *strokes stomach*
Chick: Did I not tell you we should've had room service!?
Oh yeah, Inzaghino was also spotted at Fiumicino Airport in Rome with gf Laura Barriales:
Meanwhile, Costacurta and model wife, La Colombari, went out partying @ some beach hut:
Psst, Martina. Bo Derek called, she wants her cornrows back.
That's some big-ass Moet right there. I haven't seen Spumante that huge since my graduation LMAO
Aight, onto Gila and receding hairline of doom his headband:
I hope that's not Ginevra in the pink blanket there, Alice.
Gila doing the bitchpose.
LOL he's already defensive about the developing male pattern baldness ;p
Gila does his ~beach bitchface~
Ginevra and her little pink hat, aww ♥
Why is he wearing boxer shorts to the beach?
LOL @ seashells on the bra. Very Little Mermaid ;p
Ariel called; she wants her bra back.
Cutey patooty! *pinches Ginny's cheeks*
Pebbles Flintstones called; she wants her hairstyle back.
Back to Porto Cervo, where Gianluca Commotto lounged on the beachfront with wife Marianna:
"Hold up. Boy, are you wearing protection right now?"
Now we're talking. ;)
WASSUP! Plumber's Ass:
Aww @ his 2,000-page "beach lit" paperback there:
Pimp-in-Training Alessandro Matri with showgirl gf (surprise, surprise) Federica Nargi in Tahiti
Chick: *cling cling*
Matri: Erm.
He's such a stud, it hurts.
Watch out: Tranny hair flip!
Oh oooh and our last summer destination finds us in Sardegna with Massimo Oddo and an all grown up Davide, aww ♥
Bah, Claudia was there, too.
"Woman, come back! Don't leave the baby with me!"
"You better not throw up on me. I'm getting photographed by a paparazzo."
"I did not come here to babysit, dammit."
Davide: How do you like being a MANNY (male-nanny), dad?
Massi: Shut up, Davide. Or I'll ground you.
"Teehee, you're fun to play with, 'lil one."
Massi checks Francesco's (under)pants:
"Oh hell naw, I ain't changin' no diapers."
Francesco: Papa, can you NOT hold my pee-pee?
Massi: *just realized his son looks a lot like Zlatan's bb child*
How many years 'til Davide is legal?
Lovin' your skirt there, Massi ;p
Last stop: Capri, where Fra dangled little Cristian over some balcony.
... I was gonna make a Michael Jackson joke (per baby dangling)... but :{
R.I.P. MJ ♥
... And guess who's ALREADY back in training for the upcoming season!
^Checco and Mirketto, jogging in Trigoria
Yesterday, Mirko & Co. travelled to Brunico for Roma's 2-week "ritiro" to kick off their pre-season training. Hollah at the white Wayfarer shades!
LMFAO @ Madonna lyrics on his shirt (Off of Everybody in case you wanted to know the song)
Mirketto and the ~love of his life~
... by which I mean the chick, not the Louis Vuitton carrier ;p
Mirketto trying to make the ~*backwards*~ cap look cool again:
Also, he shaved. Rejoice.
Frenchie being fresh:
Frenchies: Philou; Faty and Jer-Bear at a cafe
This post was approved by Roman pimp-let, Marco D'Alessandro and his Gucci and LV murses. Yes, you heard right. Murses. Plural. Good Lord, how many purses d'ya need, Marcolino?
Have a kickass summer, ahh_serie_a!
I'ma take you to Porto Cervo, Forte dei Marmi, Tahiti, Sardegna & Capri.
Then back to Rome just because.
We'll kick off with Luca at Porto Cervo
'Sup hip cleavage
Yachting with La Cecchetto
Showing off his ~*junk in da trunk*~
Trying to rock the "wet look"
Luca: Come on, hose my ass.
Lazy afternoons
Onto Forte dei Marmi where Pippo went sunbathing...
... with galpal Alessia Ventura (no relation to Ace Ventura, Pet Detective):
Trying to get a tan on his face?
Pippo: You know, I rented us a nice private villa. Just the two of us, whaddya say?
Chick: *plays with pup*
Pippo: I don't think you heard me. Private villa. You and me. Let's go.
Chick: *still playing with pup*
Chick: Isn't he cute, my pup?
Pippo: Yeah yeah yeah, it's cute. Now let's go up to our suite, please!
Chick: Fine. Let's go.
Chick: You better order room service after. You'll need it.
Pippo: Yay yay yay, Pippo's gonna score to-night. *does happy dance*
Pippo having hunger pangs:
Pippo: *strokes stomach*
Chick: Did I not tell you we should've had room service!?
Oh yeah, Inzaghino was also spotted at Fiumicino Airport in Rome with gf Laura Barriales:
Meanwhile, Costacurta and model wife, La Colombari, went out partying @ some beach hut:
Psst, Martina. Bo Derek called, she wants her cornrows back.
That's some big-ass Moet right there. I haven't seen Spumante that huge since my graduation LMAO
Aight, onto Gila and receding hairline of doom his headband:
I hope that's not Ginevra in the pink blanket there, Alice.
Gila doing the bitchpose.
LOL he's already defensive about the developing male pattern baldness ;p
Gila does his ~beach bitchface~
Ginevra and her little pink hat, aww ♥
Why is he wearing boxer shorts to the beach?
LOL @ seashells on the bra. Very Little Mermaid ;p
Ariel called; she wants her bra back.
Cutey patooty! *pinches Ginny's cheeks*
Pebbles Flintstones called; she wants her hairstyle back.
Back to Porto Cervo, where Gianluca Commotto lounged on the beachfront with wife Marianna:
"Hold up. Boy, are you wearing protection right now?"
Now we're talking. ;)
WASSUP! Plumber's Ass:
Aww @ his 2,000-page "beach lit" paperback there:
Pimp-in-Training Alessandro Matri with showgirl gf (surprise, surprise) Federica Nargi in Tahiti
Chick: *cling cling*
Matri: Erm.
He's such a stud, it hurts.
Watch out: Tranny hair flip!
Oh oooh and our last summer destination finds us in Sardegna with Massimo Oddo and an all grown up Davide, aww ♥
Bah, Claudia was there, too.
"Woman, come back! Don't leave the baby with me!"
"You better not throw up on me. I'm getting photographed by a paparazzo."
"I did not come here to babysit, dammit."
Davide: How do you like being a MANNY (male-nanny), dad?
Massi: Shut up, Davide. Or I'll ground you.
"Teehee, you're fun to play with, 'lil one."
Massi checks Francesco's (under)pants:
"Oh hell naw, I ain't changin' no diapers."
Francesco: Papa, can you NOT hold my pee-pee?
Massi: *just realized his son looks a lot like Zlatan's bb child*
How many years 'til Davide is legal?
Lovin' your skirt there, Massi ;p
Last stop: Capri, where Fra dangled little Cristian over some balcony.
... I was gonna make a Michael Jackson joke (per baby dangling)... but :{
R.I.P. MJ ♥
... And guess who's ALREADY back in training for the upcoming season!
^Checco and Mirketto, jogging in Trigoria
Yesterday, Mirko & Co. travelled to Brunico for Roma's 2-week "ritiro" to kick off their pre-season training. Hollah at the white Wayfarer shades!
LMFAO @ Madonna lyrics on his shirt (Off of Everybody in case you wanted to know the song)
Mirketto and the ~love of his life~
... by which I mean the chick, not the Louis Vuitton carrier ;p
Mirketto trying to make the ~*backwards*~ cap look cool again:
Also, he shaved. Rejoice.
Frenchie being fresh:
Frenchies: Philou; Faty and Jer-Bear at a cafe
This post was approved by Roman pimp-let, Marco D'Alessandro and his Gucci and LV murses. Yes, you heard right. Murses. Plural. Good Lord, how many purses d'ya need, Marcolino?
Have a kickass summer, ahh_serie_a!