Inter-ness + Viola: Ugh.

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OMG THE SPAM OF THE BEST MATCH EVER IS UP YAYAYAY *claps hands excitedly*

1. Cesare uncharacteristically well-dressed, eh? Guess he didn't want to look manky compared with Special.
2. YAY DDV!
3. I love the huge MoJo banner in the middle of the Fiorentina stands - and the fact that the chap behind is glaring at it like that. XD
4. "Well done Manchester, but we are also a great team. With Moratti and Mourinho, we're (moving) forward." *Stunned* My god, that's the politest banner I've ever seen.
5. (Poor Mancini has no idea how to handle this situation. I actually like how he seems to be ignoring Figo and carrying on his conversation with Adriano. XD
6. *Gently prods Chivu's nice smooth stomach* Hope he makes it for Serbia and Austria...
7. Figo went on for him. He was his usual, fairly hard-working, totally ineffective self. *Splutters* What? Totally ineffective?! He kept fouling people!
8. Ahhhhhh. ¦) WuSam and his True Love. Don't you people ever try to talk me into any other ship; he COULD NOT get his paws off the melancholy one. (And I now see he gave Gila a hard-on, too.) Not sure which of them is the jammier sod - must go and prod all those people who promised to write them for me... (Yeah, I concede the JC groping, but he can join in, eh?)
9. Oh god, HOW I LOVED Gila's Face Of Absolute Mutu!HatredTM. Not because I was angry with Mutu, I was just delighted he was showing he had a spine for once. You know, "I will remove your genitals with a rusty baked bean tin" sort of look. I agreed it was time to put your tough love policy into action, but I never imagined it might come from Gila.
10. His best moment, though, was a sick shot with the outside of his right foot from a Vargas cross. Total magic OH GOD YES. I COULD NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HE DID THAT.
11. How can it be that, on a team he shares with both Comotto and Jovetic, it's poor Semioli who's nicknamed "Pubes"? *Shakes head in disbelief* (I realise you will kill me for this. Make it quick.)
12. Santon couldn't have scored - Mario was on the bench. Who would he have done his mating ritual with, eh?
13. Next time you're having it off with Melo, please will you ask him to stop kicking people, too?
14. *Waits in anticipation for Sultan's bum*
15. That's all we get?! D: Fuck me, what is it with these photographers?! He had his arse hanging out for an age while he talked to the ref! Are they being faithful to Santana's, or something?

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*boggle* Really? "Best" in what sense of the word? In spite of my personal rule of not being able to complain about a match without sitting through, I nearly turned it off at least four times in the second half.

3. Who do you think he's glaring at? Jojo, to be worth of his devotion? (Wait. Didn't Jojo say his family moved with him to Florence? Do you think that guy's a relation?)
5. lol To me he looks like he's trying to ignore him, and failing miserably. Much to Adriano's amusement. &hearts
6. *shudder* I don't know what to do with the news that he's run to Romania to see a doctor. Are Inter's really that bad? Or does Piti require notes in Romanian?
8. *curious* So, how do you tell the difference between "desperate lust" and "having to do the job of two men defensively"? Or is there not one? :p
9. Heee. He wasn't even flapping or plaintive, it was very much "THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, GYSPY."
11. Well, possibly because Semioli's the only one with facial hair that looks like carefully-waxed female genitalia.
12. Well, it never stopped Mario before!
13. Oh, certainly -- it'll be at the very top of my list.
15. Aw. Well, it's certainly a lovely thought, anyway.

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Most exciting! XD (Curse you people who actually understand football.)

3. Sorry, let me clarify: I was praising the Mourinho banner in the middle of the Fiorentina stands, and the fact that guy in the seat behind was looking daggers at it. XD
5. Did you see Adriano on the bench in his giant brown duvet? XD It made him even wider than he already is. He looked like Chef from South Park or something, except without the white hat.
8. *Thinks* I don't think Wu experience desperate lust. "Desperate" does not seem part of his persona. However, you know it's lust when (a) the victim is Gila, (b) the aggressor seems to be trying to manoeuvre him into position and rip his clothes off, and (c) even Kellie, whose initial response was "UGH WUSAM!!!", says, "Oh. Wow. I think I see what you mean now." *Looks forward to the fic*
11. Oh, I know the origin of his nickname, it's just that Jovetic and Comotto both have hideous pubey hair.
12. But Santon was never on the bench!!
13. Yeah, not much chance of your getting round to mentioning that, unless he kicks you too. And even then, you'd forgive him
15. XD I should have known you would agree with them.

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3. *smacks forehead* Sorry, my bad.
5. Heee, yes. The Italian announcer was so amused by his presence -- obviously I have no idea what he said, apart from the name, but his giggle and tone sounded a lot like "LOL ADRIANO."
8. I violently dispute point A, as you might expect. :D *worries so enormously about Kellie's taste*
12. Mario scored all the time last season without him, though! *expresses desperate need for detail by checking statistics* Oh! And against Anorthosis in the CL this season! (I'm sure Santon was with him in spirit all along -- thank the lord Mario didn't dance alone.)
14. &hearts I do like this new world in which there's so much reverence for Santana.

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8. What, you don't enjoy the thought of Wally slapping him about? (I know, Kellie was like "GET THAT ICKY WUSAM OFF MY GILA", it was very odd. So if the GiSam turns her around, that is a good thing, yes? ¦))
12. *Thinks* Oh yes, I see... I think Santon should have some company for his first goal, though. He's never celebrated in a normal way, he wouldn't know what to do.
15. Or Santana's bum, at least. XD

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8. I would much prefer he stay away from Gila altogether! (*SHUDDER*)
15. Not just his bum, all the Viola fan sites are moaning about wonderful he was now that he's gone -- better late than never, as they say.

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8. XD Poor Gila!! Isn't there anyone you think he deserves to be paired with? (And don't say Fab Quags.)
15. Typical.

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8. I'm sure there are many, many people he deserves to be paired with! Just, you know, not anyone interesting, or that I like.

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1. You should learn to appreciate the wonder of Wally!
2. That's fine, the WuSam desire was the bit Martha wasn't convinced about. XD You tell her, Kellie!

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8. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HE DOES.

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8. XD OK, FINE, IT'S A SEMI. Does that make you feel any better? :P

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*Highly disturbed* What, so he's just keeping his pet tortoise in there, is he? Or does he have a gigantic penis and balls that are visible through his shorts and pants even when flaccid?