Milanspam: Well, that sucked

[calzamante]

'Were we really that shit?'
[Answers on a postcard to the Via Turati Twilight Rest Home for the Terminally Knackered, Milano.]

*sigh* That was pretty diabolical, really. The defense was shambolic - Janku was half asleep, Kala wasn't much better (blinding moment of brilliance aside), and the less said about Zambro's misguided attempt to get all feisty, the better - and, to be honest, the rest of the team weren't much better. [Yup, it was so awful, I've just used the word 'better' three times in the same sentence.] Basically, everyone looked like they were knackered. [Apart from the Duck, and he just didn't have his head screwed on properly. Although Paolo tearing a strip off him was, um, hot.] Plus, it was pissing it down with rain, and not even the consolation of a white kit. :( Things got so desperate, I was even heard to admit that if The Ukrainian could get a goal, I might think about forgiving him. Yeah. That bad.

Juventus 4 - 2 Milan
Del Piero pen 16 (J), Pato 31 (M), Chiellini 34 (J), Amauri 41, 69 (J), Ambrosini 56 (M)
Sent off: Zambrotta 65 (M)

Juventus: Manninger; Grygera, Mellberg, Chiellini, Molinaro; Marchionni, Sissoko (Zanetti 87), Marchisio, Nedved (De Ceglie 30); Del Piero, Amauri (Iaquinta 88)
Milan: Abbiati; Zambrotta, Maldini, Kaladze, Jankulovski; Ambrosini (Antonini 73), Emerson (Shevchenko 46), Pirlo; Seedorf, Ronaldinho; Pato (Inzaghi 76)

Largely caption-free, as that way is better for them my blood pressure.


*sighs* 'Why is my defence so very not-waterproof?




























































[Make the most of these, ladies - they are all we got.]








[OK, the Duck looks hot with wet hair. There, I've said it.]






Emerson. Would you kindly do everyone a favour, and just FUCKING RETIRE?














The less said about Janku, the better.










[He did not have one of his better nights.]












Paolo: *was distinctly dischuffed with the way things were turning out*


















Paolo: Blimey!


[OH VERY BLESS.]










DRAMAS! I LOVES IT! *dances*






'BUT SERIOUSLY! DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID?'




















Ron: ME PODS!


'Come on, man, that was totally not called for. I might want to have baby!Rons one day.'


'Um, people? My knackers?'
















[I don't blame you, Gianluca, I'd totally try and cop a feel, too.]






Whoops.


Um, yeah.


Not quite sure what these are doing here.


Bastard totally did the one thing I'd asked him not to.


Twice.




The miserable, heartless, OMGHOT git.








Nngh.


Hoo God, TONGUE! *dispenses instant forgiveness*


Ahem. Back to reality.




They don't like to make our lives easy/relaxed/fun, do they?




Up next is an UEFA Cup game with Wolfsburg on Wednesday [SQUEEEE!], followed by a visit from Udinese at the weekend. Then, a holiday. I think everyone'll need it, by then...