LOLOLOL I mean .... *pets him* C4 said he did it during the training match -- got nudged into the bench and hit his head and landed on his wrist -- I love the idea that they were trying to make it sound less hilarious/voodoo-related.
Oh, laugh, for I laughed for 5 solid minutes after reading it. Then wondered how Domenech is doing it, then laughed some more. It boggles the mind, though. You can't think of Rino as the one to break so easily, yet he broke in such a... mysterious way.
There was a mention of Matrix and, well, please tell me he can't be sent. He's hurt, isn't he?
I wonder if the problem with France is that Rayray is devoting all his energy (very effectively I might add) to hurting England, rather than to teaching his team to defend set pieces.
Oh no, he's fine -- he played against Samp! But he can only play not-like-a-donkey if he's next to a very calm, solid CB. Canna's sort of ... frantic, isn't he? This doesn't sound like a good plan at all.
I just think it's because his expiration date is three years old, and that he's going senile.
Wait, wait... so this whole injury was caused by someone else? Because this is what it sounds like. I hope it was from the other team, and not another one of his team mates. We can't be having another Chiellini.
Canna is frantic if the defence is being terrible, and if Gigi is having a shouting session at the back. Which means yes, there will be a lot of distractions and I don't think Matrix is up for it just yet.
LOL They said it was during the match, and the implication was that it was an opponent. I'm sure they'd have mentioned it if Zambro was invovled, or something!
Yeah, that doesn't sound good. (Is it too much to ask for Barzagli and Matrix, just for the lulz?)
I was just watching the highlights of the Cyprus game on YouTube, with Gigi commentary and all, and... woah, the defence. Barzagli keeps on acting like Coco, only less prettier and less of a defender than Coco was (not that Coco was ever a defender, really). Maybe he makes them nice coffee in the morning, and that's why Lippi is keeping him?
I'd have them for the lulz, though. We'll have the privilege of seeing Gigi's head explode.
What's Buffon commentary like? A lot of groaning, or does he go off in biting remarks all the time?
Maybe, if you stroke his ego the right way, Mourinho will lend Italy some Javi-plants and you can splash blue paint on them and grow up some centerbacks. Certainly Mourinho has to be the only one whose black magic can counter Domenech.
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There was a mention of Matrix and, well, please tell me he can't be sent. He's hurt, isn't he?
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Oh no, he's fine -- he played against Samp! But he can only play not-like-a-donkey if he's next to a very calm, solid CB. Canna's sort of ... frantic, isn't he? This doesn't sound like a good plan at all.
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Wait, wait... so this whole injury was caused by someone else? Because this is what it sounds like. I hope it was from the other team, and not another one of his team mates. We can't be having another Chiellini.
Canna is frantic if the defence is being terrible, and if Gigi is having a shouting session at the back. Which means yes, there will be a lot of distractions and I don't think Matrix is up for it just yet.
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Yeah, that doesn't sound good. (Is it too much to ask for Barzagli and Matrix, just for the lulz?)
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I'd have them for the lulz, though. We'll have the privilege of seeing Gigi's head explode.
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Maybe, if you stroke his ego the right way, Mourinho will lend Italy some Javi-plants and you can splash blue paint on them and grow up some centerbacks. Certainly Mourinho has to be the only one whose black magic can counter Domenech.
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No, no! I think some of it was his fault, if we were to blame black magic on these weird injuries. He houses wizards, for God's sake.
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Whatever, wizards are fun. Besides, that one has to be busy with zapping icepacks and stuff into Nesta's reach, no?
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