Azzurrini @ Toulon Capspam: ahh_serie

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Azzurrini @ Toulon Capspam

May 27, 2008 22:26

In addition to the excellent Azzurrini match report,
I'd like to give a review of the slashy moments no news agency dare to cover game,
for those who missed them.

(thanks muzai_ningen again for the vid ♥)

(oh Azzurrini, so enthusiastic, so slutty)

Since Toulon tourney allows only 1 day rest (somebody calls child abuse center now),
Pierluigi Casiraghi, Azzurrini coach, changed most of the line ups in 2nd game facing Turkey.

Pelle got to rock the armband this time around

"I ain't midget magnet, don't u hear?"

There's one play where Pelle slided himself into keeper, trying not to hurt the Turk GK

Best seat in da house [hmmm thigh]

Empoli's Abate was all kinds of wonderful

The boy is so fast he spent a lot of time pouting on the ground cuz DF can't stop him by not knocking him off.

Ladies, meets the new Azzurrini emo boy, Davide Lanzafame.

Antonio Conte, Juventus legend & Bari coach, coined that Lanzafame = new Cristiano Ronaldo.
I hope it's only for the technical standpoint, not the ego.

Being a good Juve product, Lanzafame graduates from Chiellini school of flying elbow defending.

which led to retaliation/aggro moment with said elbow receiver aka Turkish Mexes :P

come back you little runt!
whai, i ain't doing nothing *g*

on MF we had Daniele Dessena

who won best hair award, according to bustedflush XD

but the ref ain't dig it. so comes the giallo

Dessena also won the most blalant, shameless, and stupid simulation EVER award.

another MF: our resident stoner, claudio "not CLAUDE" marchisio.
He has an awful game last night. Normally he's like a younger version of Ambrosini
(and i'm not talking about the hair)

Centerback was marshalled by Azzurrini veteran, Milan-owned Marzoratti.

and Frosinone's corey feldman Bochetti

We also have De Silvestri as right back

DBTS (Distract by teh Shoulder ... nghhhhhh)

Turkey dominated the game but Lanzafame was able to capitalize on their offside trap mistake

What would you do when you scored your first Azzurrini goal?
For Lanzafame, acting like a pimp seemed to be a perfect answer

"come to papa, bb"

Being a good captain, Pelle rushed to give Lanzafame a tight, tight hug

Follow by the group hug

Geez, what a hoe! Abete was in front of him
but an ever faithful Lanzafame couldn't help reaching out for De Silvestri

Saving the best for last, Bochetti let others got enough of Lanzafame before he made a move...

*_*

"Sweet Jesus. Why didn't I get anything like that when i was still playing for Azzurrini?"

Turkey equalized early 2nd half, thanks to Marchisio error.
Casiraghi decided to send Candreva in for an invisible Guarente

But Candreva got sent off a few mins later, along with another turkish player *pets him*

don't worry, bb. SOMEONE was sent off 6 mins in his Azzurrini DEBUT game.
Yet he's still standing and acting cool.

After that, another Turkish kid was sent off. So the game became a hot, hot mess. God job, ref! >=O

Lanzafame couldn't stop bitching. De Silvestri had to step in and cool him down.

1 man advantage = time for Super Seba!!

Marchisio atone his blunder by scoring late, late goal for Italy.

Marchisio then ran to the sideline, only to be stopped by Bochetti & Osvaldo

*MWAHHHHHH*

and get a good glomp from his lovely teammates

it's official: De Silvestri has head-tap fetish XD

Now move to Italy-USA game.

Due to video's poor quality, I have a hard time capping the pics. So I just gave up.
But don't worry, ladies, I presented you the best part of the game aka goal ~celebration~

Let's start with the return of Osvi