Assorted Paparazzi Foolishness
(Wearing Sandro's clothes again.)
Look, it's the single-name brigade! Emerson must be in the bathroom.
I know we're meant to be looking at the Artists, but I'm transfixed by the horror of Pato's pants.
What is he THINKING?
He had to testify about some fan violence in Florence in 2002.
Go, speedy Italian court system.
Notice the bright pink scarf.
So Sinisa's doing.
Innocently walking around town in his gangsta threads.
Minding his own business, being hot as balls. You know, the usual.
Who does he run into?
Only the freaking president of his club, of all people.
*seriously, seriously considering moving*
Supposedly this has something to do with the anniversary of the Italian constitution. Mmmhmm. Likely story.