Viola: Bonus!Spam
(Well hello there, Pablo Daniel.)
To get us all prepared for the big Coppa match today, here's a collection of totally awesome, giant pictures from two semi-recent matches: The home games against Ascoli (Coppa) and Torino (Serie A). Sit back, relax, and bask in the purple.
First, Ascoli.
Look at Kuzi frolicking!
Step off, Serie B punks.
This was supposedly Osvi's big chance to shine, and prove to Prandelli that he deserves to play.
He, um, didn't. (Shine or prove anything.)
And then had a fight with St. Cesare, which might be why the punk's name has been in so many transfer rumors this week.
Rather than Osvi, the star of the day was the princess.
He had both goals.
Not to mention evidently scaring the crap out of several Ascoli boys.
(Notice the Balza nuzzle. *sniff*)
Yay! Goals!
This is newboy Daniele Cacia.
He made his debut v Ascoli and managed not to screw up.
Baby steps. (Notice Balza in the background, looking like David Bowie.)
Goodbye, Federico. *clings* Have fun in Palermo.
Gobbi!
Pubes! (His name is turning up in transfer rumors today. Is it weird that my first response was "Noooo!"?)
Onto Toro (Corini!).
Oh, Bobo.
"Are you talking about my hair?"
Goal #200, bitches.
"WE LOVE YOU, BOBO!"
(Santana is already losing interest.)
Mutu, however, will never fall into that trap.
Speaking of the wise Mutu.
(An unusual moment of panic, possibly to do with his junk being grabbed.)
Dirty, dirty chip.
Everyone -- but especially Kuzi -- loves Mutu.
Make that "especially Kuzi and Santana."
(Scary blank eyes.)
Who you callin a gypsy now?
Don't even think about it, DDM.
Liverani! (Who plays all the damn time, but no one ever takes pictures.)
Look, Monty!
Santana, thinking about Mutu.
And, finally, Captain Ujfi, holding it down.
The kickoff against Lazio is in two hours -- prepare yourselves! Meanwhile, the transfer market is going crazy, and the intensity of the rumors about Comotto moving to Fiorentina for cash and a loan (of Gobbi or Potenza or Osvaldo), or maybe an exchange (Semioli?!) is increasing by the hour. I think I speak for all of us when I say "Oh please, oh please!"